Mandelson (72), then chased an urban Badger using a traffic cone as Megaphone, shouting “wanna be my best pal?”, reports say

Did they poll only Americans in Britain on holiday for a fortnight?

Hope the Quantum Leap is for a “correction” to our timeline

I vote for a cartoon depiction of Douglas Ross’s brutal assault with Hepburn depicted as Billy Butcher. Douglas Ross is secretly a Supe, his power is that his face is instantly re-punchable

You can tell it’s Trump by the girl of questionable age

Though, a “Divorced Dad’s Army” should be commissioned immediately

An in sickness and in health reboot with Lawrence Fox as Alf Garnett and a “Companion Robot” as Else, in an attempt to make it contemporary

What was striking for me, as a resident of Hamilton, was the amount of attention this by-election received versus turnout. The Sec. of State for Scotland was at my local Spar, my kids walked gauntlets of “weird people talking about white people” in town. Yet, on the day, most stayed at home

Didn’t know she was Greek!

Nice not to be the most hated nation though for a change*

*Correct at time of tweetysky

I’m three hours into Indy 500 qualifying and F1 still hasn’t finished

Probably more like Luigi Mangione

Finally, an acceptable use of Kung-Fu Cantona 👏

I want a banner that you can read this from the moon

He’s survived two assassination attempts and a lifetime of Happy meals. Unfortunately, I think he could make it

Wall Street is dumping Musk. X is a Nazi bin-fire. Customers have turned away from Tesla. Musk is Trump Cannon fodder, he may even be broke by 2026. I don’t see this ending well for him

Steve McFadden and Cilla Black 👍

Red dwarf called this decade’s ago