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too many thoughts for one small body. art historian in limbo
timeline cleanse with Tilly snacking 🐿️
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated

ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]

Everyone:
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
watching love island australia and i’m convinced these people are insane. like socially something is so off over there
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i hate being sick and that i feel like it’s a constant state of being
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
a sleepy girl in the snow
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
a concept: what if i was adequately hydrated
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i am very excited for snow i’m just not excited about the part where i will be at work the entire time it’s happening
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the table. the dinner. and the dessert
i napped for 2.5 hours after this
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ready to start spewing nonsense on the internet again i think
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
how dystopian to walk around my neighborhood & see two low flying helicopters that look eerily militaristic
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
watched a car hit a curb while driving straight and when i passed it the guy was still trying to text & drive
some people are simply not built to multitask
July 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
kinda crazy seeing a golden corral commercial in 2025. i didn’t think they would make it this far
July 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
i feel like everyone is driving today like it’s their first time in a car
June 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
just heard the phrase “he looks like he reads with his finger” and i feel like the people should know about this insult
June 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
my athletes tiktok’s show up in my feed every joe and then but it’s end of the season now and THEYRE MAKING ME CRY 😭
May 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
knee-deep in nostalgia tonight & revisiting buzzcut season and adding in Back to Me by the Marias??? diabolical combination
May 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
midnight easter food prep is just a dance party in my kitchen ✨
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
what the kids call brainrot is what my dumb art history brain sees is a revival in dada-ism taking on new mediums
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
trying to catch up on the final season of handmaid’s tale and really taking in the ever constant shots of elizabeth moss just constantly gasping in the camera
April 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
why does the migraine now come with nausea? the period cramps just not enough or what?
April 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
downloaded a funny little frog game and now i’m out here writing notes and genetic tables, stressing trying to breed specific frogs to open gates 🥲
April 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i’m on something like day 23 of working straight and to say that i’m tired is an understatement
April 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
why does god give his longest work days (7:30am-9:30pm) to his most nocturnal warriors (me)
April 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i didn’t think that the culmination of all the “major historic” events i had to live through from the 90’s until now would be the slow death of democracy in america but i think we’re here now
March 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM