A good thing amongst all the bad things
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
A good thing amongst all the bad things
At least I got a couch buddy
January 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM
At least I got a couch buddy
Finally! The Jenny Slate of it all… the celebrity bias I have in this case (love her)
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Finally! The Jenny Slate of it all… the celebrity bias I have in this case (love her)
Also this is what I mean when I say she moves like she’s from Gremlins, my animatronic Queen. (If you have volume on, that is the trash truck in the background. Her #1 nemesis.)
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Also this is what I mean when I say she moves like she’s from Gremlins, my animatronic Queen. (If you have volume on, that is the trash truck in the background. Her #1 nemesis.)
They literally want us dead.
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
They literally want us dead.
Sunrise on the way to JFK
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Sunrise on the way to JFK
Jk I’m elated! Cue Ilana voice: “what am I, a child bride?!” (I’m 33)
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Jk I’m elated! Cue Ilana voice: “what am I, a child bride?!” (I’m 33)
Currently helping with laundry
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Currently helping with laundry
We’ve had amazing girl time she’s actually a comedian
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We’ve had amazing girl time she’s actually a comedian
She won’t leave the new scratcher I got her for Christmas 🥹
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
She won’t leave the new scratcher I got her for Christmas 🥹
She would 🔪🩸 if she could
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
She would 🔪🩸 if she could
When the dog who’s scared of people leans on me the entirety of the party
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When the dog who’s scared of people leans on me the entirety of the party
my classroom is too central this year I’ve already had to break up two boy fights I don’t want to know these kids’s business
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
my classroom is too central this year I’ve already had to break up two boy fights I don’t want to know these kids’s business
Post-Thanksgiving wind-down ☺️
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Post-Thanksgiving wind-down ☺️
Breaking: Climate activists strike again— this time defacing a Van Gogh with holiday cheer.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Breaking: Climate activists strike again— this time defacing a Van Gogh with holiday cheer.
Her just before she found sun.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Her just before she found sun.
It is very important that you pause to look at Baby Ruth this Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It is very important that you pause to look at Baby Ruth this Sunday
Had to put this in today’s slides so the kids aren’t mad I didn’t finish grading their quizzes
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Had to put this in today’s slides so the kids aren’t mad I didn’t finish grading their quizzes
You know what hell yeah
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know what hell yeah