not to imbue disney adult energy but how dare you say elsa is a disney princess…she’s a goddamn queen thank you very much

As an alternative for saying “break a leg” we should tell skiers to go “grow some bones”

bar trivia is great if u want to socialize while also actively taking a test

Do you really love the roommmate or are you just saying it because you saw it?

I know people say there’s no cure for depression, but a Baja blast does improve the mood

Achievement Unlocked: Dressed gay enough that the Starbucks barista reminded me they can put oat milk in my drink