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"You made that choice, you made it quick, and you stuck with it."

Total in-spite-of-myself, prejog, still dark at 5 am snortlaugh that for real startled my pet lizard, Ozy.

Best goddamn podcast on earth.

(Ps I was shocked to find a total dearth of "jerk off motion" GIFs available on bluesky)
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Llama bringin' it as well.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dead or alive, this tumbler holds tea.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Talented Mr Ripley. Easy peasy.
a man wearing glasses is sitting on a boat in the ocean looking at the water .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is sitting on a boat in the ocean looking at the water .
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was 937.

(Ok, 14, but NOW I'm 937. #Methuselah #Shmethuselah
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Saw them in Denver in '91.

*breaks hip*
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Same at my house. Both kids are discovering old punk and whatnot, but "Careless Whisper" finds its way into every mix like it was born there.
September 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I was trying to decide if I wanted to make an "Etude, where's my car" joke or a "she's Chopin broccoli " joke, but then I realized I should just get drunk and punch myself in the face with a cassava. God bless us everyone, and let it roll all night long.
September 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Pterodactyls in the house
September 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Power, meet truth.
July 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Er... Am I to understand that people don't use The Club™️ anymore?
July 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Dat
Face
May 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Holy weeping Jesus the dancing Christ, I didn't realize Elizabeth Peña was dead. I fell deeply, deeply in love with her when I watched "Jacob's Latter" as a wee child. Goddammit.

Thank God the right n tight J.Tand is still among the quick.

*Checks notes*

GODDAMMIT
March 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's a nightmare. I'm here in Canada but I go back and forth. My family is like WHAT ARE THE DEMOCRATS DOING?!?
March 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM