I was so scared for you but then I remembered you’re across the pond and your badgers are obscenely cute. I’m glad you’re safe, but now I’m jealous. 🤭

Thank you for following cat law

I will forgive you one day, Shauna. But today is not that day.

5 minutes later they let us go because after seeing her CANADIAN passport they decide she’s probably harmless.
We watch them in the rearview mirror, shaking their heads as we drive away.
We are humbled and slightly traumatized. It’s been 15 years and I still remember everything.

“OH WAIT I FORGOT, I’M NOT A CITIZEN.”
Ma’am.
The officer looked at her. She looked at him. He looked back at her.
“Please step out of the vehicle”

We are detained.
I am crying.

I’m gonna enjoy for now until we know the cost 😩

We’re back? Check the app

The knitters were a lot nicer there too. I don’t wanna do mean girls knitting on instagram.

I’m finding more refugees here than anywhere else.

The comment section formatting.

And reels are the worst. No one should be subjected to it.

It’s been a really weird morning, Hank.

At this point I’m questioning my own existence.