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BBonn
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Austin cutie. Sometimes funny man. Most-times dummy man ❤️
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Grow up, you fucking dorks
A version of the “Is this…” meme where the butterfly says A Bland Corporate Takeover and the man looking at it says, “Is this a gay liberal takeover?” Yes, this is about Cracker Barrel. This fucking losers got me to make a lame ass meme, and I’m not happy about it
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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My heart is full
Watching the sun rise over Canyonlands National Park
July 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I got the forbidden download code
Download code for MarioKart World, and it has the word BOOB in it
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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🫡
Picture evidence that I solved 69 (nice) Nonograms
May 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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It’s probably good this wasn’t a real product because it would have given me too much power
Screen cap from the “Wells for Boys” SNL sketch where a boy is standing on a small replica balcony built to make announcements from
May 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Mr. Bonnet is too formal. Please, call me
A urinal with a scent/splash thing labeled Splash Hog
April 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I love my new friends 🥰
5 new bots that have followed me in the last 24 hours that all have almost the same name (Alexxanne, Alexiaah, Alexah, Alexxeanna, Alexannaa)
January 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Got a Steam Deck for Christmas, so now I can Play Forever™️
Picture of me holding a Steam Deck on the UFO 50 pause screen
December 25, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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This is impossible, but I’m not going to overthink it
Logo for the game Outer Wilds Logo for the game Earthbound with its 4 main characters as clay figurines Logo for the game Journey with the player character looking at a sand dune Box art for the game Deadly Premonition
November 18, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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For the love of the game
Picture of article titled “UT Footbakl players have made over 6 Million Dollars since June
October 11, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Logging that I got on here when everyone else did
September 19, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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Went 3-0! Last match was real back and forth, went 2-1. Was able to take game 3 by giving all my modified creatures lifelink and grow my board out wide. Deck was fun!
June 7, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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7-1 🏆 Gitrog & Aloe Alchemists + Lifelinkers carried the team
A picture of a draft deck for Magic the Gathering in the Outlaws of Thunder Junction. It’s got a few bomb rares (Gitrog, Pest Infestation), too much recursion (1x Reanimate, 3x Moutner’s Surprise), and not enough removal (Mystical Tether, Clear Shot, Reckless Lawbringer). Won half the games because of 3x Aloe Alchemists and lifelinkers (Desperate Bloodseeker, Rooftop Assassin) helped me apply heavy pressure and just close out the game before opponent could get all the bomb rares out. There were a few other big bois at the top of the curve as well (Spinewood Paladin, Cactarantula, Spinewood Armadillo) (Also, one opponent super threw a game they should have won, but all I have to say is scoreboard motherfuckers)
May 27, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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“Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?”
A black and white picture of an angel statue with the text “If you are concerned about friendships you don’t know what friendships actually is”
January 1, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Happiness (1998)
A picture of a car’s back window and on it has one of those stick people families. It’s all fine and normal, but the father has a rifle with a scope on it which is giving Dylan Baker energy. I’d type out what happens in the movie Happiness, but then I’d get kicked off this platform because that movie is illegal
September 18, 2023 at 4:19 AM
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Good news: RAIN!!!

Bad news:
Picture of a tree on our property line that had a large limb collapse on the next door neighbor’s roof
September 14, 2023 at 11:14 PM
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September is Baby Jane Month
August 29, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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TIL that the 1960s Batman movie made its world premiere in Austin
Adam West and Julie Newmar dressed as Batman and Catwoman respectively 8’ front of the Paramount Theater in Austin, TX in 1966 Three different picture of large crowds in front of the Paramount theater waiting to get in to see the world premiere of the 1966 Batman film. Cesar Romero and Burgess Meredith dressed as The Joker and The Penguin sitting at a table at the Paramount Theater.
August 17, 2023 at 9:33 PM
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I am at the only important location in the western hemisphere
August 15, 2023 at 4:14 PM