This is why we can't have nice things
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This is why we can't have nice things
Ucla in the big ten just allows me to laugh at them to their face
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ucla in the big ten just allows me to laugh at them to their face
Getting close at a concert is just competitive standing
September 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Getting close at a concert is just competitive standing
Where'd they find a lady this timy
September 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Where'd they find a lady this timy
The Jason benetti of spaghetti
August 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The Jason benetti of spaghetti
White Sox should do 1 game a year you can smoke inside the stadium
August 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
White Sox should do 1 game a year you can smoke inside the stadium
Westminster but every time a dog gets the ax it's Florence and the machine's "the dog days are over"
July 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Westminster but every time a dog gets the ax it's Florence and the machine's "the dog days are over"
Well he's a hero to me
May 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Well he's a hero to me
Hear me out: giardiniera omelet
May 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hear me out: giardiniera omelet
When dogs learn how to spell were all w-a-l-k-i-n-g
May 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When dogs learn how to spell were all w-a-l-k-i-n-g
And the lord said ye, thou shall not put ketchup on thou hot dog
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And the lord said ye, thou shall not put ketchup on thou hot dog
2005: bunts suck
2025: bunts rule we need more bunts
2025: bunts rule we need more bunts
April 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
2005: bunts suck
2025: bunts rule we need more bunts
2025: bunts rule we need more bunts
Was really hoping this was Titaine but she fucks a boat instead
March 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Was really hoping this was Titaine but she fucks a boat instead
Caleb Grill great dad name
March 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Caleb Grill great dad name
@salvadorcalvo.bsky.social in your honor
March 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
@salvadorcalvo.bsky.social in your honor
One of life's little pleasures is buying your offensive linemen samurai swords.
December 20, 2024 at 9:29 PM
One of life's little pleasures is buying your offensive linemen samurai swords.
Baby likes her laser noises
December 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Baby likes her laser noises
Jameis = Dave krieg
December 8, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Jameis = Dave krieg
I wish being a lothario was less shitty because it's real cool sounding.
December 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I wish being a lothario was less shitty because it's real cool sounding.
When Wisconsin loses, we all win. (Except Wisconsin, just to be really clear about that.)
November 23, 2024 at 10:58 PM
When Wisconsin loses, we all win. (Except Wisconsin, just to be really clear about that.)
If I ever competed against my brother at a professional level I would talk such an unrelenting amount of shit.
October 27, 2024 at 5:59 PM
If I ever competed against my brother at a professional level I would talk such an unrelenting amount of shit.
Ruff day, make it a double.
September 1, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Ruff day, make it a double.
This guy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuuucks
August 31, 2024 at 12:12 AM
This guy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuuucks