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double-timing Twitter. guitar operator, loop manager, copywriter, cat parent. running around banging my drum like it’s 1973.
another 12 year old.
July 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
another 12 year old.
what are you, 12?
July 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
what are you, 12?
no, i wanted a candidate, not Willie Brown’s legacy hire.
July 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
no, i wanted a candidate, not Willie Brown’s legacy hire.
to have up-to-date material would require them to actually pay attention to those they hate, and ain’t nobody got time for that.
June 22, 2024 at 11:34 AM
to have up-to-date material would require them to actually pay attention to those they hate, and ain’t nobody got time for that.
i nested them intending to take them downstairs to the recycling bin, and he moved it. guess they’re a decor element now.
June 21, 2024 at 9:43 AM
i nested them intending to take them downstairs to the recycling bin, and he moved it. guess they’re a decor element now.
sounds like a character from a Frank Zappa song.
June 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
sounds like a character from a Frank Zappa song.
Otis says hi! your cats miss you too.
June 18, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Otis says hi! your cats miss you too.
history doesn’t repeat itself, but it rhymes.
June 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
history doesn’t repeat itself, but it rhymes.
FUCK YOU, GOAT PEOPLE
June 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
FUCK YOU, GOAT PEOPLE
what, are they going to appoint someone new to open the cans?
June 10, 2024 at 7:55 PM
what, are they going to appoint someone new to open the cans?
i’m pretty sure one reason i don’t drink much, other than not being into depressants in general, is that literally every other member of my nuclear family was an alcoholic. when you see it from the outside when you’re small it just doesn’t look appealing. that said, i did have one last night.
June 10, 2024 at 12:12 AM
i’m pretty sure one reason i don’t drink much, other than not being into depressants in general, is that literally every other member of my nuclear family was an alcoholic. when you see it from the outside when you’re small it just doesn’t look appealing. that said, i did have one last night.
i’ve been saying “industrial dishwasher” for weeks, except that a dishwasher would have a better finish because it’d be designed to hold up against detergents and chlorine.
June 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
i’ve been saying “industrial dishwasher” for weeks, except that a dishwasher would have a better finish because it’d be designed to hold up against detergents and chlorine.
<little kid running, arms outstretched, miming a WWII fighter plane>neeeeeOWMMMMMM TACKYTACKYTACKYTACKY!
June 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
<little kid running, arms outstretched, miming a WWII fighter plane>neeeeeOWMMMMMM TACKYTACKYTACKYTACKY!
if they were all lined up like in that in real life, two mortar shells would vastly improve the country.
June 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
if they were all lined up like in that in real life, two mortar shells would vastly improve the country.
my honey and i saw one in Charlottesville. its true awfulness doesn’t come across in photos. in real life it looks like an industrial dishwasher that was left out in the restaurant parking lot for a year. i couldn’t stop looking at it because it was so dreadful. The Truck That Should Not Be.
June 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
my honey and i saw one in Charlottesville. its true awfulness doesn’t come across in photos. in real life it looks like an industrial dishwasher that was left out in the restaurant parking lot for a year. i couldn’t stop looking at it because it was so dreadful. The Truck That Should Not Be.
it’s the same for every generation, only each one gets worse in turn. source: am 67.
June 5, 2024 at 2:07 PM
it’s the same for every generation, only each one gets worse in turn. source: am 67.
they had The Seeds playing “Pushin’ Too Hard” on The Mothers In Law circa 1969. there is nothing new under the sun.
June 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
they had The Seeds playing “Pushin’ Too Hard” on The Mothers In Law circa 1969. there is nothing new under the sun.
and Wolf Blitzer, who sadly exceeded his true role as Gulf War correspondent.
June 4, 2024 at 3:49 PM
and Wolf Blitzer, who sadly exceeded his true role as Gulf War correspondent.
you might be a dog.
June 3, 2024 at 8:31 PM
you might be a dog.
Vernon Reid started compiling songs with “orange” in the title/lyrics on Twitter, but wound up opening the field to all citrus fruits.
June 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Vernon Reid started compiling songs with “orange” in the title/lyrics on Twitter, but wound up opening the field to all citrus fruits.
i couldn’t finish it. my comment at the time: “there isn’t a single sympathetic character.”
June 1, 2024 at 12:58 AM
i couldn’t finish it. my comment at the time: “there isn’t a single sympathetic character.”
no, “Seabaron” is a gimme for a nautical-themed blackened metal band, and “Seafood Lobstersoup” is the Difficult Third Album, your “Be Here Now” as it were.
May 27, 2024 at 11:45 PM
no, “Seabaron” is a gimme for a nautical-themed blackened metal band, and “Seafood Lobstersoup” is the Difficult Third Album, your “Be Here Now” as it were.
more like Twitter Tylenol…they say it’s just as effective, but it doesn’t do jack shit.
May 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
more like Twitter Tylenol…they say it’s just as effective, but it doesn’t do jack shit.
i just saw a duo open for Slowdive i thought was new…turns out they’ve been recording since 2010. i love getting someone’s entire discography in a few bites, but it’d have been nice to hear it then.
May 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
i just saw a duo open for Slowdive i thought was new…turns out they’ve been recording since 2010. i love getting someone’s entire discography in a few bites, but it’d have been nice to hear it then.
i thought the point of therapy was to help folks define themselves and their issues so they can make informed choices. if you *want* to work on gender dysphoria by resolving yourself to your birth equipment i think that’s perfectly valid. but to force it on a kid for their own good? no.
May 24, 2024 at 3:41 PM
i thought the point of therapy was to help folks define themselves and their issues so they can make informed choices. if you *want* to work on gender dysphoria by resolving yourself to your birth equipment i think that’s perfectly valid. but to force it on a kid for their own good? no.