Our oak trees had a banner year, dropping more acorns than ever. There are so many on the gravel driveway that it’s half acorn now. Our car has numerous dents from the acorns falling on it. Anyone want a s-load of acorns?

I think she looks more like a Miyazaki character. Perhaps Jiji from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

Whenever they talk about the new Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) I think of this boi:
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Nah, bro, I’m *this* old:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Used_Punchcard_%285151286161%29.jpg

This popped up in my FB memories from nine years ago. How pianists dry their socks.

And here I thought “spackle” was a term used in derision about people who use excessive makeup.