Benzington
@bbenzington.bsky.social
A Benz and a Whittington walk into a seminary…
a cartoon says i 'm on a rampage
ALT: a cartoon says i 'm on a rampage
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
…to apologize? Better be.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
…to apologize? Better be.
Carasoul, Knoxville, TN
March 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Carasoul, Knoxville, TN
Dance party. Just play “Not Like Us” on a loop while everyone crip walks. Invite Serena and Kendrick as honored guests.
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dance party. Just play “Not Like Us” on a loop while everyone crip walks. Invite Serena and Kendrick as honored guests.
Leo wants to employ you as his own personal dinosaur expert. He has quarters.
Also, I love you and this sucks and I wish I could cuddle on a couch with you and watch Marvel things and eat fried chicken and drink Manhattans until we pass out.
Also, I love you and this sucks and I wish I could cuddle on a couch with you and watch Marvel things and eat fried chicken and drink Manhattans until we pass out.
January 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Leo wants to employ you as his own personal dinosaur expert. He has quarters.
Also, I love you and this sucks and I wish I could cuddle on a couch with you and watch Marvel things and eat fried chicken and drink Manhattans until we pass out.
Also, I love you and this sucks and I wish I could cuddle on a couch with you and watch Marvel things and eat fried chicken and drink Manhattans until we pass out.
If they can tell me the gender of my embryo in a freezer then literally nothing means anything about any of this. It’s all a messy distraction.
January 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If they can tell me the gender of my embryo in a freezer then literally nothing means anything about any of this. It’s all a messy distraction.
Not a girl’s girl, I see.
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a girl’s girl, I see.
Tbh didn’t mean to label it as adult but let’s be real, Presbyterians can be a bit salacious.
January 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Tbh didn’t mean to label it as adult but let’s be real, Presbyterians can be a bit salacious.
My sister worked for him. He and Rosalynn both were living saints with a bit of salt.
December 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
My sister worked for him. He and Rosalynn both were living saints with a bit of salt.
Bashing? I left a while back. What happened?
November 26, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Bashing? I left a while back. What happened?
If the purpose of a tie is to keep the head attached to the neck, then 1. If it’s to keep the neck attached to the body, then 2. But being a lady in 2024, I don’t know what the purpose of a tie is so it’s a mystery.
November 23, 2024 at 1:33 PM
If the purpose of a tie is to keep the head attached to the neck, then 1. If it’s to keep the neck attached to the body, then 2. But being a lady in 2024, I don’t know what the purpose of a tie is so it’s a mystery.
I came here for the MP love, and stay for the excellent political commentary.
November 20, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I came here for the MP love, and stay for the excellent political commentary.
Cloud
Butterfly
Whatever
It’s better than the bird app
Butterfly
Whatever
It’s better than the bird app
November 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Cloud
Butterfly
Whatever
It’s better than the bird app
Butterfly
Whatever
It’s better than the bird app
Maybe he should be less baldly anti-Palestinian…
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Maybe he should be less baldly anti-Palestinian…
We’re doing the shorter catechism in Sunday School and oh boy is this shit blowing some minds.
November 18, 2024 at 12:56 PM
We’re doing the shorter catechism in Sunday School and oh boy is this shit blowing some minds.
It’s because there’s no curry in it! Chicken Divan without curry is, well, basic garbage.
November 17, 2024 at 12:33 PM
It’s because there’s no curry in it! Chicken Divan without curry is, well, basic garbage.
I’m a Luddite, so probably not
November 17, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I’m a Luddite, so probably not
I got four likes on a post asking if it’s just you and me. I’m popular in this universe!
December 23, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I got four likes on a post asking if it’s just you and me. I’m popular in this universe!