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A Benz and a Whittington walk into a seminary…
a cartoon says i 'm on a rampage
ALT: a cartoon says i 'm on a rampage
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
…to apologize? Better be.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Carasoul, Knoxville, TN
March 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dance party. Just play “Not Like Us” on a loop while everyone crip walks. Invite Serena and Kendrick as honored guests.
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Leo wants to employ you as his own personal dinosaur expert. He has quarters.

Also, I love you and this sucks and I wish I could cuddle on a couch with you and watch Marvel things and eat fried chicken and drink Manhattans until we pass out.
January 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If they can tell me the gender of my embryo in a freezer then literally nothing means anything about any of this. It’s all a messy distraction.
January 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not a girl’s girl, I see.
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tbh didn’t mean to label it as adult but let’s be real, Presbyterians can be a bit salacious.
January 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My sister worked for him. He and Rosalynn both were living saints with a bit of salt.
December 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Bashing? I left a while back. What happened?
November 26, 2024 at 2:25 PM
If the purpose of a tie is to keep the head attached to the neck, then 1. If it’s to keep the neck attached to the body, then 2. But being a lady in 2024, I don’t know what the purpose of a tie is so it’s a mystery.
November 23, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I came here for the MP love, and stay for the excellent political commentary.
November 20, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Cloud
Butterfly
Whatever

It’s better than the bird app
November 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Maybe he should be less baldly anti-Palestinian…
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
We’re doing the shorter catechism in Sunday School and oh boy is this shit blowing some minds.
November 18, 2024 at 12:56 PM
It’s because there’s no curry in it! Chicken Divan without curry is, well, basic garbage.
November 17, 2024 at 12:33 PM
I’m a Luddite, so probably not
November 17, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Ooh me!
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I got four likes on a post asking if it’s just you and me. I’m popular in this universe!
December 23, 2023 at 10:40 PM