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Ben Becker
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Birds. Music. Tech. Comics. Books. Dragons. He/him/his
I feel like my cinnamon rolls are threatening me.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
#shrinkflation

Kellogg’s Raisin Bran.

Was: 16.1oz
Now: 14.5oz
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Lizzie the beardie is happy and glowing with some nice yellow coloring.
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Out of the cave for the first time in months.
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Doggo
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Brother black and white laser printer next to the Brother color laser printer. It’s a behemoth.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I adore people who donate brand new, unused printers to thrifts.

In this case, an unused Brother WiFi color laser printer with four brand new cartridges.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have a soft spot in my heart for OEM accessories.
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am accidentally dog sitting, because 16 months ago, two random dogs appeared and stated playing with my dog.

Last night, those dogs came back and I couldn’t reach their owner.

And that’s my story of how I came to accidentally dog sit two dogs.
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
NIMBYs in my town want to preserve this dam.

But it creates a river looking like a stream.
August 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pallet cleanser.

Grandad teaching a kid to fish.
July 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Let’s get ready to shed!
June 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Missus Innocent.

What happened to that banana? You must have some idea.
May 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My daughter’s middle school is raffling the weirdest stuff.
May 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It LIVES!!!!!!
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s an open mouth basking sorta day.
May 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Goddammit squirrels.
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Today in awkward Apple Intelligence summaries: a “withdrawal from Sandpiper Bakery” becomes “withdrawal from San Diego bakery”.

There was nothing to fucking summarize. It made shit up.
April 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Catching up on my comic backlog.
February 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today’s feeling.
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Remember to always check the Little Free Library! If you’re lucky, you find something to read. If you’re really lucky, you find a first edition Lightning Thief worth hundreds of dollars.
January 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Thunderbolt!!
January 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It was a Christmas/Hanukah miracle! The bearded dragon left its brumination cave for the day and it has now returned to its brumination cave. I get that the beardie looks aggro, but that’s its happy face. It’s happy being aggro.
December 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
My new band name.
December 24, 2024 at 1:38 PM
My Christmas gift from my wife is a Cuisanart countertop pizza oven. The first pizza appears reasonably successful.
December 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM