BBDewz
@bbdewz.bsky.social
Fan of SF Giants, Bucs, and Gators. Comedic heroes include George Carlin and Lewis Black. Resist Trump and never give up.
Dear God, why would you run this story in the hometown newspaper where Jeanine Pirro serves as U.S. attorney?
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Dear God, why would you run this story in the hometown newspaper where Jeanine Pirro serves as U.S. attorney?
Kind of telling that Kash would have been more helpful solving this had he been a member of Brown’s custodial staff rather than the head of the FBI.
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Kind of telling that Kash would have been more helpful solving this had he been a member of Brown’s custodial staff rather than the head of the FBI.
Compounding the problem is that Doge cut the number of small internet person jobs.
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Compounding the problem is that Doge cut the number of small internet person jobs.
Ironically, Trump seems to own Dr. Oz’s balls for free.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ironically, Trump seems to own Dr. Oz’s balls for free.
Sure, but let me just go stick my head in the oven first.
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sure, but let me just go stick my head in the oven first.
All I can say is President Newsom will have a lot of fun updating Trump’s plaque.
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
All I can say is President Newsom will have a lot of fun updating Trump’s plaque.
This administration is full of liars and propagandists. There’s absolutely no reason to take anything they say at face value, especially when they claim it’s “a leftist plot.”
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This administration is full of liars and propagandists. There’s absolutely no reason to take anything they say at face value, especially when they claim it’s “a leftist plot.”
Bourgeois should post a cover for a new story, “Franklin Becomes a Copyright Attorney.”
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bourgeois should post a cover for a new story, “Franklin Becomes a Copyright Attorney.”
Just wait until after the midterms. We’ll see how “loyal” they are.
a group of penguins are running in the snow with the words run away written above them
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media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just wait until after the midterms. We’ll see how “loyal” they are.
“Inside the Many Shirts of Steve Bannon”
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
“Inside the Many Shirts of Steve Bannon”
Welp, time to bring in Bill Pulte for an entirely new, made-up charge.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Welp, time to bring in Bill Pulte for an entirely new, made-up charge.
lol, they’ve had 10+ years to come up with something, and somehow we’re to believe that what they’ve cobbled together in a couple days will somehow fix anything? Twenty bucks says their plan actually makes things much, much worse.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
lol, they’ve had 10+ years to come up with something, and somehow we’re to believe that what they’ve cobbled together in a couple days will somehow fix anything? Twenty bucks says their plan actually makes things much, much worse.
I’ms sure the traveling public will love the disruptions and delays getting through security as a result of detainments. That’ll be fun for everyone over the holidays.
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’ms sure the traveling public will love the disruptions and delays getting through security as a result of detainments. That’ll be fun for everyone over the holidays.
The only appropriate response to this is “ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!”
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The only appropriate response to this is “ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!”
Can you step down from a position you didn’t lawfully hold?
If so, then I’d like to announce that I’m stepping down as head coach of the Washington Commanders.
If so, then I’d like to announce that I’m stepping down as head coach of the Washington Commanders.
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Can you step down from a position you didn’t lawfully hold?
If so, then I’d like to announce that I’m stepping down as head coach of the Washington Commanders.
If so, then I’d like to announce that I’m stepping down as head coach of the Washington Commanders.
If .200 is the Mendoza Line, then .075 must be the Trump Line, as in “Lindsey Halligan is batting well below the Trump Line.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If .200 is the Mendoza Line, then .075 must be the Trump Line, as in “Lindsey Halligan is batting well below the Trump Line.”
Let’s check in on the Norwegian Nobel Committee to get their thoughts on Trump’s chances of winning the Nobel Peace Prize…
a man in a red hoodie is laughing with two women
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media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Let’s check in on the Norwegian Nobel Committee to get their thoughts on Trump’s chances of winning the Nobel Peace Prize…
I’m gluten-sensitive and I’d still drop #6 first.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m gluten-sensitive and I’d still drop #6 first.
Weird. In the old days, WaPo would have gone out and done the research to determine if prices were higher or lower. Now they’ve sunk so low that they’re basically running a transcription service for the conservative American Farm Bureau Federation. Not regretting canceling my subscription.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Weird. In the old days, WaPo would have gone out and done the research to determine if prices were higher or lower. Now they’ve sunk so low that they’re basically running a transcription service for the conservative American Farm Bureau Federation. Not regretting canceling my subscription.
And he’s probably been given assurances that any documents tying him to any illegal acts have been disappeared.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And he’s probably been given assurances that any documents tying him to any illegal acts have been disappeared.
I think in their fantasy world they think people would negotiate directly with insurance companies and that would somehow improve the situation. Kind of an Underpants Gnomes deal. Of course we all know costs would skyrocket and it would be a disaster for consumers (but not for insurance companies).
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I think in their fantasy world they think people would negotiate directly with insurance companies and that would somehow improve the situation. Kind of an Underpants Gnomes deal. Of course we all know costs would skyrocket and it would be a disaster for consumers (but not for insurance companies).
Tom showed remarkable restraint here. My answer would have been “What the fuck are you talking about?!”
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Tom showed remarkable restraint here. My answer would have been “What the fuck are you talking about?!”
Any truth to the rumor that the Chinese are preparing to send us a shit ton of refrigerator magnets to appease Trump?
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Any truth to the rumor that the Chinese are preparing to send us a shit ton of refrigerator magnets to appease Trump?
On the flip side, there was probably a non-zero chance that ICE might have busted in and deported her.
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
On the flip side, there was probably a non-zero chance that ICE might have busted in and deported her.
Well, it is hurricane season.
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Well, it is hurricane season.