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Who needs windows when they can hike?
September 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They should’ve investigated when CBS cancelled Colbert.
September 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wish I could tell every idiot who thinks they can pass lethal judgement on the innocent what the Ghost of Christmas Present told Scrooge, “It may be, that in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man's child.”
September 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The only entry level jobs that don’t require 3-5 years of experience.
September 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Freedom of expression protects you from the government, not other people.
September 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why? If we don’t, it’s not like we’ll be around to regret it.
August 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just remember, pork chops are not vegetarian!😂
August 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
God I wish this was real!😂
August 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I laughed way too hard at this because it’s true.
August 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Anyone else would be in jail.
August 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because he actually has something intelligent to say.
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sounds like you have terrible parents.
August 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Damn, the Onion used to be more wholesome, but then, the world seemed more civilized.
August 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m confused, is this saying Newsom is conservative?
August 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I have zero context for this, but I can’t stop giggling like a school girl!
August 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I feel like I’ve seen so many Red Admirals this year. Maybe they’re just more noticeable now that the monarchs are gone.
August 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You know, I’m okay with the candy fish, but using rice crispies instead of sushi rice?! Shame! Shame!
August 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Just looking at this photo gives me a wedgie!😬
August 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love the name!
August 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Trump’s gotta check in with his handler.
August 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Did he draw this with a sharpie based on an opinion he pulled out of his butt like last time?
August 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Child soldiers was always one of those things third world hellholes had. Guess that’s us now.
August 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Since Trump is hearalding in the next gilded age in a world made of plastic, I think this is perfectly symbolic of the current regime.
August 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM