wait, they also just kill random people too. so like, an "accidental" targeting of a wedding or a soccer game, anyone who went to the wedding, anyone in their phone contacts and anyone in their contacts. the policy is that you can literally kill anyone and there *will* be a justification for it
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
wait, they also just kill random people too. so like, an "accidental" targeting of a wedding or a soccer game, anyone who went to the wedding, anyone in their phone contacts and anyone in their contacts. the policy is that you can literally kill anyone and there *will* be a justification for it
isn't this just a quasar? what am I missing
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
isn't this just a quasar? what am I missing
tbf i have trouble keeping track of London, too. is it in Europe, is it in england— who knows anymore
September 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
tbf i have trouble keeping track of London, too. is it in Europe, is it in england— who knows anymore
when you understand that the real definition of meritocracy is just sliding guys you know into any position that can help you, any "merit-based" system becomes very easy to believe
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
when you understand that the real definition of meritocracy is just sliding guys you know into any position that can help you, any "merit-based" system becomes very easy to believe
my head canon is that he's able to dodge rent by using his super ability to rearrange his face to trick his evil landlord, who insists on collecting rent in person, into thinking he already payed
July 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
my head canon is that he's able to dodge rent by using his super ability to rearrange his face to trick his evil landlord, who insists on collecting rent in person, into thinking he already payed
patting myself on the back giving myself credit for bury your gays?!? this the best timeline fr
July 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
patting myself on the back giving myself credit for bury your gays?!? this the best timeline fr
as long as that booty keeps growing he can wiggle as much as he wants 🥵🥵🍊
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
as long as that booty keeps growing he can wiggle as much as he wants 🥵🥵🍊
i know that ice boy was drunk and high on cop pills
July 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
i know that ice boy was drunk and high on cop pills
they can't handle the demonussy
July 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
they can't handle the demonussy
no one asked but i love the way that m&c, dork! and eltingville were collected. idk if someone advised you on that but if they did you should buy them a beer. if it was all you, buy yourself a beer ig 🍻
July 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
no one asked but i love the way that m&c, dork! and eltingville were collected. idk if someone advised you on that but if they did you should buy them a beer. if it was all you, buy yourself a beer ig 🍻
he was a good man living in a nation of evil. they will kill us all if it makes them a dime
July 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
he was a good man living in a nation of evil. they will kill us all if it makes them a dime
don't forget the president is also JORqing it to a live feed. pretty sure Clinton didn't have that
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
don't forget the president is also JORqing it to a live feed. pretty sure Clinton didn't have that
"we fed an AI every danger girl cover them asked it to draw venom" we get it
July 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"we fed an AI every danger girl cover them asked it to draw venom" we get it
how emasculating it must be to know that you are walking around a park in order to give an 80yo man a rush of power that makes him feel alive enough just long enough to bust
July 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
how emasculating it must be to know that you are walking around a park in order to give an 80yo man a rush of power that makes him feel alive enough just long enough to bust
skill issue. a male bee shoots so hard the pee pee actually flies off so try that
July 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
skill issue. a male bee shoots so hard the pee pee actually flies off so try that
this is unironically an all-timer tho
June 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
this is unironically an all-timer tho
💪💪 give them both barrels chief
June 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
💪💪 give them both barrels chief
i hope you have a plan to one-up that absolutely twisted cap/cyclops/mystique love triangle gail 🙏🙏
June 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
i hope you have a plan to one-up that absolutely twisted cap/cyclops/mystique love triangle gail 🙏🙏
its wild to realize that there's someone in the whitehouse busting to this cover at any given moment
June 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
its wild to realize that there's someone in the whitehouse busting to this cover at any given moment
the rosencanny vaccine truther arc was perhaps the pinnacle of this vibe. take a bow @ashcanpress.com your flowers sir 💐💐💐
June 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
the rosencanny vaccine truther arc was perhaps the pinnacle of this vibe. take a bow @ashcanpress.com your flowers sir 💐💐💐
once you are in the slave camp, your citizenship doesn't mean anything
June 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
once you are in the slave camp, your citizenship doesn't mean anything
just call it slavery ⛓️
June 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
just call it slavery ⛓️