Bean
@bbain.bsky.social
Video game enjoyer, cat dad, Pokemon trainer, Starfleet cadet, he/him 🏳️🌈
📍Columbus, Ohio
📍Columbus, Ohio
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Bean
@bbain.bsky.social
· Jul 28
It's been a while since I showed off my tattoos on here! I might need to think of some creatures to fill in the empty spaces on the sides of my back, but I'm not sure.
Content warning: Butt.
Content warning: Butt.
Well, it finally happened 👑
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Well, it finally happened 👑
Finally found my first shiny in Pokemon Legends Z-A 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Finally found my first shiny in Pokemon Legends Z-A 🙃
Kira has somehow figured out how to jump up into the ceiling struts in the unfinished basement, which is both impressive and extremely annoying 😮💨
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Kira has somehow figured out how to jump up into the ceiling struts in the unfinished basement, which is both impressive and extremely annoying 😮💨
I can never eat in peace 😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I can never eat in peace 😮💨
Gay friendships are so funny. I never would have thought the hot silver daddy I sucked off at the bathhouse years ago would later become one of my good friends 😅
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Gay friendships are so funny. I never would have thought the hot silver daddy I sucked off at the bathhouse years ago would later become one of my good friends 😅
Me: *Brushes and flosses every day* "My teeth look pretty good, I think."
Dentist: "All of your teeth are completely fucked."
Dentist: "All of your teeth are completely fucked."
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: *Brushes and flosses every day* "My teeth look pretty good, I think."
Dentist: "All of your teeth are completely fucked."
Dentist: "All of your teeth are completely fucked."
Don't let them know you've ever had depression or they will refuse to even offer you insurance 🙄
one thing younger people may not have clocked is at some point you start thinking about life insurance. lol @ you if you've been up front with your doctor about the life you've lived -- the life insurance people read all the charts and quote you a kingly sum. sin tax. I will die uninsured
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Don't let them know you've ever had depression or they will refuse to even offer you insurance 🙄
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TIL they gave Zygarde a butthole.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
TIL they gave Zygarde a butthole.
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Oldest selfie on my phone is from 2016.
I'm tattoo-less in Puerto Rico, enjoying a coco frío on our honeymoon.
I'm tattoo-less in Puerto Rico, enjoying a coco frío on our honeymoon.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone is from 2016.
I'm tattoo-less in Puerto Rico, enjoying a coco frío on our honeymoon.
I'm tattoo-less in Puerto Rico, enjoying a coco frío on our honeymoon.
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I love how confused some gay guys get when I tell them I'm a side. Like they fully cannot comprehend how that's possible.
One guy tonight was even like, "So does that mean you're straight???"
One guy tonight was even like, "So does that mean you're straight???"
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I love how confused some gay guys get when I tell them I'm a side. Like they fully cannot comprehend how that's possible.
One guy tonight was even like, "So does that mean you're straight???"
One guy tonight was even like, "So does that mean you're straight???"
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「快入冬了呢～」
原本只是要幫簽繪版打草稿結果不知不覺就畫完了（（
原本只是要幫簽繪版打草稿結果不知不覺就畫完了（（
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
「快入冬了呢～」
原本只是要幫簽繪版打草稿結果不知不覺就畫完了（（
原本只是要幫簽繪版打草稿結果不知不覺就畫完了（（
I bet I know who killed Dick Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I bet I know who killed Dick Cheney.
Thought I looked cute on the way to my voting location, despite it being cold and grey out.
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Thought I looked cute on the way to my voting location, despite it being cold and grey out.
She is such a cuddle bug 😸
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
She is such a cuddle bug 😸
It's been a pretty good Halloween event 😌
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's been a pretty good Halloween event 😌
