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Sometimes you gotta grab a carrot for the road #carrot
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
??? Cowboys front office more cooked than us
August 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
James 2:19
July 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Travis Scott has been gone from the Fortnite item shop longer than the Confederacy lasted
May 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think it’s worth reflecting on how most “manosphere” creators have a financial interest in a large portion of young men remaining isolated. It’s like the issue with dating apps; if Andrew Tate gives advice that actually gets a young man into the real world and a relationship, he loses a customer.
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
April 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wow! What a profoundly unexpected result! Surely we didn’t have mountains of academic research and decades of statistics from around the world confirming exactly this would happen!
April 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is precisely 34 felonies enough to make an American citizen eligible for a stint in El Salvador? No particular reason just asking questions…
April 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Ah, you simpleton, simpleton! Everybody deceives you like...like...Aren't you ashamed to trust him? Do you really not see that he's duped you all around?”
April 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Republican Party and Trump have done more to protect Teslas from vandalism than children from school shootings.
March 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yeah! That’s so simple and dumb. Surely the human mind isn’t just doing the same thing at scale!
March 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Running up the score
March 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
the horses miss getting shot after spraining an ankle pulling carts through meadows
February 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Based on what I’m seeing today… maybe Klay is the one who organized the Luka trade 😭
February 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Whew! Disabled people, Trans kids, and Refugees were getting way too powerful! I’m so glad we have a president who is willing to stand up against these groups!
February 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
February 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Posting this here for posterity; Tesla is going to miss earnings badly tomorrow. No idea what will happen with the stock but they will miss estimates.
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
As a direct and proximate result of Defendant's conduct, Drake has suffered significant general, actual, consequential, and special damages including, without limitation, impairment of reputation and standing in the community and in his profession, personal humiliation, mental anguish and suffering…
January 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“He wanted to protect an essentially worthless fish called a smelt, by giving it less water (it didn’t work!), but didn’t care about the people of California”

-The next president…
January 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
97 is the only prime number divisible by 97! 🤯
January 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
To anyone who thinks clickbait is an internet phenomena please go look at old comic book covers
January 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My New Year’s resolution is to get swiped into dining halls more often
January 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is why I quit threads

But actually though imagine if water got smaller when it froze so you’d get a cup of ice water then it would overflow
December 26, 2024 at 5:55 AM
December 20, 2024 at 9:50 PM