No

The fuck are you on about?
Australia has 5 states larger than Texas.
Were you home schooled?

Driving in any direction from Sydney, for 8 hours, doesn't even get you out of the state of NSW.
Sydney to Perth is about 42 hours.
What have you been smoking?

Funniest thing I've read all day.

Turns out you can't sell something you don't own.
Who knew?

According to non-US press nothing much has changed in Venezuela so far. So Donny isn't running the place.

According to Al Jazeera there's been little to no change in Venezuela, aside from their leader and his wife going missing.

Murder is the word you're after.

"now recovering in hospital"
We can see him walk away unharmed in the video, Donny.

She was never going to run him over, the car didn't even knock him off his feet. In the video from behind you can see she misses him by a metre, he has to lunge to reach the car.

Yep.
If it were up to a vote of average Australians today, your spy bases and troops would all be unceremoniously ejected and your ridiculous submarine deal would be torpedoed.
And... You'll never gain that trust back.
And... I'm certain we're not the only ally who thinks that way.

It's the goodwill you're losing internationally, that's the long term cost you should worry about.
Nobody trusts the United States anymore, particularly nations who were strong allies.
Your empire is risking sinking into irrelevance.

He was just a school leaver in a park at 2am, in the middle of Noosa, which is full of schoolies.
Got it.

Crusades 9.0 coming soon

Looks like we won't be having another coalition government for quite some time.

Doctors get emergencies dropped on them and encounter unforeseeably complex consults. Once they're behind for the day, there's no easy way to catch up, as everyone still expects to get their full appointment.

Sounds like a first world problem.