The girl reading this!!!

More like gay boner

There’s only one way to find out (this is a joke)

disclaimer: i'm not going to kill myself. i've put way too much work into my sobriety to simply kill myself. my death will be a spectacle and you will all remember it, and jumping from a bridge is not nearly the majestic sendoff i deserve

"don't kill yourself" yeah i know but goddamn it's RIGHT there

I love stealing, too! And in RPGs!

I’m tryin

I will in, like, a week once all my old buddies see me

It’s honestly really cool to see so many people I know from over there having tens of thousands of followers here
I’m not jealous so don’t even ask that, I’m definitely not

I just picked mine up in store

This is my sleeper activation phrase

Silver lining is his scenes are forgettable, he can’t act, and overall skippable because nothing that happens to him or he does effects the main plot ever