My 6-year-old just announced he’s a #Schalke04 fan. I checked Amazon for Christmas gifts. One of the first suggestions? Soothing suppositories for Schalke fans—in their team colors. 😂

Judging by the ratings, they seem to work wonders!

Tempting offer for #Democrats in today’s #FAZ: a four-year cruise to bridge over the #Trump presidency.”