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@bayklin.bsky.social
type theory appreciator, disillusioned optimist, just staying alive
Once you tire of that, you can get exclusively into atonal modern classical and say cryptic things to your friends like "I feel the unity of all keys" while playing something that sounds like you're having a stroke.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Once you tire of that, you can get exclusively into atonal modern classical and say cryptic things to your friends like "I feel the unity of all keys" while playing something that sounds like you're having a stroke.
I don't think Angelina Jolie is *that* unattractive.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don't think Angelina Jolie is *that* unattractive.
a whole lifetime of chomping in front of them
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
a whole lifetime of chomping in front of them
I want a bed that requires the rituals of a capricious Mesopotamian god and randomly punishes me anyway.
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I want a bed that requires the rituals of a capricious Mesopotamian god and randomly punishes me anyway.
Oh, great. Here comes "actually you have to vote for 99% Hitler" discourse again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh, great. Here comes "actually you have to vote for 99% Hitler" discourse again.
Once she realized she had party support, she was able to stand up for her true beliefs. Her cowardice was before, not after.
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Once she realized she had party support, she was able to stand up for her true beliefs. Her cowardice was before, not after.
I see we're doing the haha it's just funny speedrun again.
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I see we're doing the haha it's just funny speedrun again.
Oh, ok. In hindsight the phrase "promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela" should have been an instant giveaway. TBH maybe "Nobel Peace Prize" should have been.
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh, ok. In hindsight the phrase "promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela" should have been an instant giveaway. TBH maybe "Nobel Peace Prize" should have been.
He calls it "The Matador"
October 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
He calls it "The Matador"
Doesn't even look like 10 in binary.
October 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Doesn't even look like 10 in binary.
Looks like we're reaching the logical end point of the "free speech on campus" panic.
September 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Looks like we're reaching the logical end point of the "free speech on campus" panic.
Counterpoint: no it won't.
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Counterpoint: no it won't.
Guys we found Karlach's mom
August 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Guys we found Karlach's mom
The prediction was always that the liberal crew would suddenly discover the genocide as soon as Trump was doing it, but it's still amazing to see it start to happen.
July 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The prediction was always that the liberal crew would suddenly discover the genocide as soon as Trump was doing it, but it's still amazing to see it start to happen.
I recall the origin of the "South Park as generational political poison" argument was due to Yglesias as a subtweet of Chapo, but I can't find the reference anymore, so might be lost to time.
July 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I recall the origin of the "South Park as generational political poison" argument was due to Yglesias as a subtweet of Chapo, but I can't find the reference anymore, so might be lost to time.
Researching unfamiliar topics and fact-checking are possibly the two worst use cases ffs.
June 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Researching unfamiliar topics and fact-checking are possibly the two worst use cases ffs.
For the last time, Michael, you don't get to be the sun
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
For the last time, Michael, you don't get to be the sun
You inspired me to check out Discworld, and my library had Guards! Guards! so I've started with that. I love his writing style. He's so funny!
May 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You inspired me to check out Discworld, and my library had Guards! Guards! so I've started with that. I love his writing style. He's so funny!
If a cylinder touch your lips you gay
May 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If a cylinder touch your lips you gay
Wow, that's some real-life body horror.
May 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Wow, that's some real-life body horror.
That's a wide stance, Viv. Super solid. No one's gonna tip you over.
May 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
That's a wide stance, Viv. Super solid. No one's gonna tip you over.
Options and the freedom to choose. Damn, that sucks.
May 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Options and the freedom to choose. Damn, that sucks.
I mean if he likes the way he looks now, that's great, but I just get baby rat vibes.
April 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I mean if he likes the way he looks now, that's great, but I just get baby rat vibes.
Would love to learn more about the political cesspool that keeps churning these ghouls out.
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Would love to learn more about the political cesspool that keeps churning these ghouls out.