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BayBayFriend
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if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made

i also make the comic strip grassy valley
https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com
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Astral ProJOKEtion

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Transcript: DAFFODIL: Grassy, I dreamed you told me a joke. You said, why was the cake so sad? GRASSY: Because it had three tiers! DAFFODIL: No, you said because its son went on a trip to Niagara Falls where he left a boy and came back a man.
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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HappyWisconsin16: thoughts? whisperfoot: 4.5/10. awkward garage placement. why would the shutters be a different color than the trim. and i hope to your lord that skylight is on the southern side of the house. plus the strats are totally off GraniteLars: You don't know what you're talking about. The house looks totally fine and structurally sound. And I don't know what you're referring to as "strats." Foot: ive been working in homes for 23 years. the strats are misaligned. some regions call them blushers or nuts. Lars: You have got to be trolling. No one uses any of those terms anywhere. I've been a contractor for 16 years. I'm skeptical about what you mean by "working in homes." For all I know you're a butler. Foot: ive been in hundreds of homes. maybe ive been in your home. next time i come by i won't say anything about your wenched strats Lars: Mods, are you seeing this? It feels vaguely threatening, as it references being inside my home? wondergod: no net in bball hope.
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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shaking fist red face
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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learning for the first time that I once was scooped
@baybayfriend.bsky.social, August 11, 2024: Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He's doing bits. Like acting like he can't even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he's doing bicep curls with it. I'm like, damn, Anubis is in his bag @muffinlab on Twitter, August 14, 2024: i'm w anubis rn and we're making fun of yr heart dude 😂 like its so heavy 😂 he's miming not being able to lift it onto the scale, we're riffing on how many feathers we have to order. Who can reply? Accounts @muffinlab follows or mentioned can reply
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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stopping the spread before COVID even existed
post-punk band Clinic Dentistry-themed Justin Pearson project Holy Molar Agata from Melt-Banana, but I think he wears a mask because of chronic nosebleeds
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Jokemaster

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A green bunny submits jokes to JOKEtacular dot com. Q: What is the tasty rat's friend? A: Gingerbread Mouse. Q: Why was the rich man sad about his cake? A: He thought it was 24 carat gold but it was a 24 carrot cake. Q: What do you tell a man from Denmark when you take his picture? A: Say cheese, Danish. Q: The fruit was lemon sick, but after he went to the doctor he's... A: Lemon curd.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Two men in suits in front of a golf course. Partial rabbit in foreground. Text: EnemyBrother LuxePartner II. Is luxury your raison d'être? Luxury is the ocean, and I am my own white whale. When you look at the moon, what is it you see? A silver platter about as big as I deserve. When I lift the cloche, what do you hope to find? Driving gloves. And a scarf for you, my chilly friend. Where shall we drive? To the edge of possibility at the summit of lifestyle. What have you brought in our picnic basket? It's empty, fellow. I'd rather sup on the figs of our judicious minds. Player 2 Wins. (should have brought some bonbons)
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Much too long draft that says: Just woke up from a nap dream where I was at my parents’ and there were these alien craft zooming around in the night sky. And I almost got abducted but I telepathically was like, “I’m good actually,” and they put me down. And I came inside to my mom and was like, “Have you been seeing all this alien shit going on outside?” And she was like, “No, but your DAD is onto something….” And she led me into my dad’s office and he was like, “Come here, look at this! I KNEW I recognized this guy’s voice from Veggie Tales.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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be serious
An Investigation Discovery show called Mother, May I Murder?
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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np, consider him smooched
Big dog and his octopus toy
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Grassy Fear 🇫🇷

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Transcript: GRASSY: Well I'm glad we're taking a tea break. DAFFODIL: Yeah, you were getting really scared, Grassy. GRASSY: Not that much. WEB PAGE: VidoCue - Webspedition. Le Déviant des Attentes "The Pervert of Expectations" Makes the Eiffel Tower Disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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crimes of the future viggo, who did this also
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Baby hugs a teddy bear in an autumnal landscape where coffee beans also fall from the sky. Text: We’ve never heard of glamp. (we love oils) A repeated watermark says Country Babies Life.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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I’ve heard of string beans….. but draw..,,, string jeans?!?!
I have drawstring jeans. And I’m a member of the bangs community
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Petiteness of Soul
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A green bunny learns hamsters are pets online, then searches about bunnies as pets. Transcript: WEB PAGE: Hamster Elegance - Webspedition. Home. Hamster Care. Feeding Your Buddy. The most precious treasures can be held in the palm of your hand. An engagement ring. A crumpled love note. A hamster. Who would dare say such a small package can't hold a lifetime of love? Do beady eyes imply a petiteness of soul? Do small windows diminish the size of the world outside? If you've elected yourself steward of one of these magical creatures, I've not told you anylyhing you don't already know! WEB PAGE: SearchingTime - Webspedition. SearchingTime: is bunny a good pet.
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Big shark floating in an empty lecture hall. Presentation screen has a picture of a pen. Text: Send them to college?? So they can learn shark class?? (the shark class problem persists)
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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reno nation rise up
janet reno (1938-2016)
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Normal Nugget 🐓🦖⭐️

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normal nugget! you are normal and nice and very friendful. you are half confident and half shy so you are not to hyper and not too boring. if your are a normal nugget you are probably not involved with satan at all but just in case please reubke him. dino nugget! you are shy and a book worm. some people would say you are a nerd and you probably are. you probably even know what dinosaurs the nuggets are of! there was probably once a dinosaur with a shell. well vou should come out of that shell and let yourself shine out. you are most likely too logical to mess with satan at all but please say no to him and all his works. thank you so much. you got the star nugget! i couldnt find a good picture of a star nuget but we all know what they're like. you have star power and will most likely one day be famous. in other words you are just like me! ;P you are you are you are confident in everything you do and behave in every place like you own the air.
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Geese wander through a beautiful beachside room toward a giant glass of orange juice. Text: Good morning beauty puppy. “It’s gorgeous to imagine!” (you can imagine heaven)
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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I watched Scanners and tried to do my eye makeup like the woman in Scanners
I’ve got a ponytail and bangs and thick glasses that obscure the fact that I did my eye makeup just like the woman from Scanners
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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My friend Davey spits on AI and he will make and even help design buttons for you so you should get some
DAVEY HENRY HAS A BUTION MAKER. 1.25" BUTTONS MADE FOR YOU!! 50 BUTTONS STARTING AT $15!! KEEP ART AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE. CONTACT FOR A QUOTE. DESIGN HELP AVAILABLE. DAVE DRINKS MOXIE@YAHOO.COM.
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Meme of a CG witch holding two Jack-o-lanterns that says, the time of year… when I can be the real me. Comments below: Dana Glance: you're not u in summertime? june? Allie Wonsley: i just like dark things.. Dana Glance: u like mommys credit cards what i hear. Dana Glance: it is very dark to have a popsicle allowance perr week i hear from your mom. (it becomes a smore budget this time of year)
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Awesomely Bad

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GRASSY: How would you guys describe me? DAFFODIL: A cool mist with the breeze on a thirsty day. GRASSY: Okay. WEB PAGE: Champagne of Quizzes - Webspedition. when you go to a party what do you do? a. be the life of it. b. be quiet near the walls. c. don't even go because of angst feelings. d. (selected) stay with friends in your own zone. e. dance like no one cares about it. how would your friends describe you? a. fun with adventurous emotions. b. shy and look at your own shoes. c. (selected) rebellious and awesomely bad. d. kind and loyal, sticking out helping hands. e. free spirit has paisley clothes. your crush says hey. you... a. flip your hair and say hey yourself. b. get a deer in lights look. c. say hey we need to steal for fun. d. smile and ask what's up to them. e. but a flower or grass piece on their hair.
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Beautiful woman in impractical hat stands behind a wishing well. Text: You would do well… to make a wish. I wish for wealth, to buy you a trinket. I wish for charm, to roust a laugh from your lips. I wish for good looks, to catch your glances as bugs. I have destiny by the reins - no wish, madame. I wish you away, beguiling specter. I wish for talent, to entertain your big mind. (i would like bigger eyebrows too)
October 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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I conduct myself online in such a pristine manner
My YouTube homepage, which has a video called marmot can be cleaned with paint roller, with a thumbnail that proves it, and a video called Fujian Xiamen. John Peck, with a thumbnail of an old white man in a red and gold outfit, posing with a stringed instrument called a liuqin in front of the Chinese flag.
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM