I think my problem is that I wasn’t “yes, and”ed enough as a child

“I always get Davy Crockett and Johnny Appleseed confused.”

“Isn’t Davy Crockett the one at the bottom of the sea?”

“No, that’s Davy Jones.”

Me, with anxiety, heart palpitations, and a sensitive stomach: surely 4 shots of espresso will be fine. Nothing could be wrong with only 4 shots of espresso.

Could a woman in STEM pls explain why I keep dreaming about Trisha Paytas? Am I about to be reincarnated as her next baby?

this spooky little girl would be in AWE if she could see us now

i showed u my art- pls respond

HS v. Now
Different, but also the same

I work in elementary SpEd. I renamed my work group chat to “REO SpEdwagon”, thinking it was just for me. It notified the whole group chat. I didn’t know it did that. I panicked and deleted it and now I’m afraid to look my coworkers in the eye.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Had a first grader judgmentally point out, “You’re 27 and you’re not married yet?” Take it easy, kid, I get enough of this from my mother. I don’t need it from you.

My entire feed on this app is in German, my TikTok is all Vietnamese, my Spotify thinks I speak Spanish. Just call me Mr. Worldwide. Dale.

Would it make me a bad teacher if I started booing kids?

Always wanted a second cat that I would name Ichabod Crane. But he has to be a fat cat so I can also call him Thickabod Crane.