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Battlewhisk
@battlewhisk.bsky.social
He/him
Somehow even more on the nose
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Here’s the lesser seen rest of it, too.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hmmm not perfect, I think Mullvad was faster for me.

I’m on a 65/10 connection for reference.
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m the opposite, I see this as the big advantage of getting older.
August 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just say the word and I’ll order this for you.
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Go Off Kings name change night doesn't just live rent free in my head, it lives in my notifications too.
May 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I got the dud 😔
May 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
April 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oh no, I think I might be starting to have fun while running. I fear I’m going to become even more insufferable.

Absolutely smashed it today.
March 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
RIP he died doing what he loved
March 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
CW: weight loss & fitness stuff

A rare Whisk photo. I’m just taking a little moment to appreciate how much I’ve changed over the last 2 years. I’ve lost an incredible amount of weight, colleagues double take when they see me, got a coach and training for a duathlon. Things I only dreamt of before.
March 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In my training for a duathlon in November, I’ve now got a coach and he made me do parkrun. I’d never done it before, but definitely recommend. Was a muddy slog, but got round for my first 5k thanks to some lovely people cheering me on. I’m absolutely spent, but I’ve earned a big sit now.
February 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The whole genre of strategy games is cooked, they’re copying the Paradox approach and somehow making it worse.

(Do not ask how much I’ve spent on these and how many I own)
February 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
February 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
He definitely loves his coke.
January 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
November 21, 2024 at 12:48 PM
November 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I’m glad you could talk some sense into yourself. I agree with Gedds and Auntie.
February 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
No no, it’s free I’m pretty sure. I think it saves them money honestly because it’s fewer stops for the driver. They advertise it as the eco option or something.
February 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Vibe check: Failed. Sarcastic flag and salute emojis. Lots of cry laughing and angry faces, because I’m incredibly mad online.
February 8, 2024 at 9:55 AM
I guilted myself into going into the office because I have very little work currently. I’ve already gone home.
January 17, 2024 at 1:35 PM
It's much worse than that. 200 people have their own timezone.
December 31, 2023 at 9:34 AM
Gedds has been complaining about Australia all week. Look at this!
December 31, 2023 at 9:23 AM
November 26, 2023 at 9:38 AM