Battles
Battles
@battles.bsky.social
I used to be a ballerina but now I'm in cyber
And if they were you'd rather know, right?
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What a load of shite.
We should be seeking to improve protections for workers who have to slap the racism out of their racist coworkers, not this.
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I was screaming at the TV just last night about a column shifter being in park as the car drove down the street.
The car in question was a first gen Previa with fake wood on the exterior, which I was just starting to like when I noticed the shifter.
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I've followed you for more of this patter but maybe I should be following your brother?
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Is it plugged into something, maybe a battery tender?
Surely just cutting the roof off a complicated German car doesn't leave you with weird electrical issues?
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
ShitCard
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Really good value. Have them as tucked away tool kits in cars and under the seats for bikes.
I usually have to swap useful and useless bits and pieces out to make them match the car or bike.
And I usually give the bottle openers away, though I think they are collectible.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm not a regular browser of the surplus sites but there are often LLVs available - the Iron Duke engined boxy things.
They're never the best examples but I think it's always the same with surplus kit.
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This is my umpteenth, they do it every year.
I got ANOTHER full sized screwdriver this morning, VDE this time.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Ah, I see.
Good catch.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Lessons in abstinence and portion control is what people want to hear at this time of year.
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What gave it away for you on this one?
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm so old that my Granny thought Facetime on an ipad was witchcraft and didn't like having the ipad in her house.
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Spacers are high heels for cars.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The replies are going to turn this into Rate My Plate.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Aww, c'mon, it looks amazing when you're flying into Kastrup.
There's always someone on the plane who's never seen it before and you get to see their child-like wonder and then the penny drops.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If Teams wasn't essentially free, nobody would put up with it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I don't recognise that at all.
Could be selection bias but across the groups I work and socialise with, Russia is recognised as a threat to Europe and beyond. Lots of moaning about the reporting language describing something like that as an escalation.
Russia started a war, this is what they wanted.
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
What year is this they used photo from?
I love it because I love old cars and it's great to see a clean W124 and all of those Crown Vics but there must've been a more recent photo they could have used.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is a bit shabby.
Is this human judgement or an AI issue?
I feel like a human would recognise that these changes have made it read less like your work.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM