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TRADE!

The #Texans traded the 58th and 99th picks to the Las Vegas Raiders to select Aireontae Ersery, OT - Minnesota.
April 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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With their first pick, the #Texans select Jayden Higgins, WR - Iowa State.

Xavier Hutchinson gets his former college teammate in the WR room on Kirby.
April 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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C'mon Coogs, keep the foot on the gas and beat the brakes off of Florida.

#MarchMadness
April 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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#Texans fire offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik after two seasons.

www.battleredblog.com/2025/1/24/24...
BREAKING: Texans fire offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik
Now DeMeco Ryans has two offensive coaching vacancies to fill.
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January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in my large adult sons. #Texans
January 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The #Texans' season ends, once again, in the divisional round, losing to the Chiefs 23-14.

See y'all at the combine. Go Lions.
January 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Ka'imi Fairbairn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. #Texans
January 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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That'll do it.
January 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Please learn how to throw the ball away in the offseason, Stroud. I'm begging. #Texans
January 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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"I don't see how they overturn this."

Oh, I can see a way how they can overturn it.
January 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Chiefs lead 23-12. That might just do it.
January 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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FG try for the Chiefs coming up. It would put them up by two scores.
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope.
January 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Any hope for a comeback rests on the #Texans getting a turnover on this drive.
January 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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...I got nothing y'all. #Texans
January 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Could you at least wait until the game is over to start writing the #Texans eulogy, Joe Buck?
January 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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You wanna flop, play basketball. #Texans
January 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Welp.
January 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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C'mon, get a turnover. Please get a turnover #Texans defense.
January 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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One quarter left to win it. #Texans
January 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Oh give me a fucking break.

These idiots are dumber than pig shit. #Texans
January 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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There were at least three or four holds there on that play. #Texans
January 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Holding on the Chiefs?!

And it's not even my birthday?! #Texans
January 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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A flag on the Chiefs!

How novel!
January 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Oh [kitten] my life.

PAT is no good. #Texans trail 13-12.

I hate this stadium so much.
January 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM