Cassius
@battleofdemocracy.bsky.social
Sarcasm connoisseur • Purveyor of sharp wit & reckless honesty • Running on caffeine, ADHD, and half-baked brilliance • Ocean junkie, farmer, and sworn enemy of stupidity • Democracy or bust • Facts • I still believe
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October 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
East Coast Gerbera Daisy.
September 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
East Coast Gerbera Daisy.
While you’re making them put on the dunce hat and stand in the corner—perpetually—you may as well report and block all of their cleverly disguised identities:
September 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
While you’re making them put on the dunce hat and stand in the corner—perpetually—you may as well report and block all of their cleverly disguised identities:
A fork in the road, and now you’re on the off-ramp and entering the Caturday Zone.
August 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A fork in the road, and now you’re on the off-ramp and entering the Caturday Zone.
I’m not a fan of memes, but if you can get over the balls for a chin, this one makes the answer to your query clear as— ice.
July 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m not a fan of memes, but if you can get over the balls for a chin, this one makes the answer to your query clear as— ice.
[neighborhood notice]
Don’t get hooked by these slimy pricks. It’s phishing in DMs.
If you followed a link already, change your password now or yesterday or sooner. Everyone turn on 2FA it’s not bullet proof, but it definitely helps.
Don’t get hooked by these slimy pricks. It’s phishing in DMs.
If you followed a link already, change your password now or yesterday or sooner. Everyone turn on 2FA it’s not bullet proof, but it definitely helps.
June 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
[neighborhood notice]
Don’t get hooked by these slimy pricks. It’s phishing in DMs.
If you followed a link already, change your password now or yesterday or sooner. Everyone turn on 2FA it’s not bullet proof, but it definitely helps.
Don’t get hooked by these slimy pricks. It’s phishing in DMs.
If you followed a link already, change your password now or yesterday or sooner. Everyone turn on 2FA it’s not bullet proof, but it definitely helps.
Cat. Radar. Have a better day.
[defy the dictator]
[defy the dictator]
June 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Cat. Radar. Have a better day.
[defy the dictator]
[defy the dictator]
A little cuteness is never a day late.
May 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A little cuteness is never a day late.
“what’s the theory for how citizenship would be determined?” Loyalty to the king and…
April 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“what’s the theory for how citizenship would be determined?” Loyalty to the king and…
Good night to you and everyone. Have some flowers.
April 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Good night to you and everyone. Have some flowers.
Van Hollen gets boots on the ground, and Kilmar is found. Alive! Let’s get him on American soil now.
April 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Van Hollen gets boots on the ground, and Kilmar is found. Alive! Let’s get him on American soil now.
The Pelican Party is suing Trump for co-opting “Panican Party,” citing brand confusion and foul play.
Top bird at today’s press conference:
“There’s something fishy about the entire thing.”
Legal beaks are out.
Top bird at today’s press conference:
“There’s something fishy about the entire thing.”
Legal beaks are out.
April 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Pelican Party is suing Trump for co-opting “Panican Party,” citing brand confusion and foul play.
Top bird at today’s press conference:
“There’s something fishy about the entire thing.”
Legal beaks are out.
Top bird at today’s press conference:
“There’s something fishy about the entire thing.”
Legal beaks are out.
Kind of funny, but *fake. Fact-check memes. Fact-check images. One of our superpowers is verifiable facts.
*Aka: I can’t verify it. But I didn’t try to hard.
*Aka: I can’t verify it. But I didn’t try to hard.
April 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Kind of funny, but *fake. Fact-check memes. Fact-check images. One of our superpowers is verifiable facts.
*Aka: I can’t verify it. But I didn’t try to hard.
*Aka: I can’t verify it. But I didn’t try to hard.
Shoutout to WIRED for tearing down paywalls on FOIA reporting and for years of sharp, fearless journalism. Truth should be free, and you’re leading by example. Respect.
#Only10dollars #TalkIsCheap
#Only10dollars #TalkIsCheap
March 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shoutout to WIRED for tearing down paywalls on FOIA reporting and for years of sharp, fearless journalism. Truth should be free, and you’re leading by example. Respect.
#Only10dollars #TalkIsCheap
#Only10dollars #TalkIsCheap
Cats are the last true anarchists—sharp, efficient killers wrapped in silk, answering to no one, tolerating your presence only when it suits them. They don’t beg, don’t grovel, don’t fake affection. A cat sees through your lies and judges you accordingly. Respect the cat. Fear the cat. Be the cat.
February 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Cats are the last true anarchists—sharp, efficient killers wrapped in silk, answering to no one, tolerating your presence only when it suits them. They don’t beg, don’t grovel, don’t fake affection. A cat sees through your lies and judges you accordingly. Respect the cat. Fear the cat. Be the cat.
Turn off the GPS and get lost—it’s the only way to find the magic. In October 2018, my wife and I roamed Schwangau, Germany, near the Austrian border, chasing adventure through the Alps. Endless roads, Neuschwanstein Castle rising like a dream, and alpine air that fills the soul. Unforgettable.
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Turn off the GPS and get lost—it’s the only way to find the magic. In October 2018, my wife and I roamed Schwangau, Germany, near the Austrian border, chasing adventure through the Alps. Endless roads, Neuschwanstein Castle rising like a dream, and alpine air that fills the soul. Unforgettable.
January 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bad Brains 1982 DC Hardcore—
We, we got ourselves, gonna sing it, gonna love it, gonna work it out to any length.
Don't worry, no worry, about what people say.
We got ourselves, we gonna make it anyway.
You, you can't hurt me, why I'm banned in D. C.
We, we got ourselves, gonna sing it, gonna love it, gonna work it out to any length.
Don't worry, no worry, about what people say.
We got ourselves, we gonna make it anyway.
You, you can't hurt me, why I'm banned in D. C.
January 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bad Brains 1982 DC Hardcore—
We, we got ourselves, gonna sing it, gonna love it, gonna work it out to any length.
Don't worry, no worry, about what people say.
We got ourselves, we gonna make it anyway.
You, you can't hurt me, why I'm banned in D. C.
We, we got ourselves, gonna sing it, gonna love it, gonna work it out to any length.
Don't worry, no worry, about what people say.
We got ourselves, we gonna make it anyway.
You, you can't hurt me, why I'm banned in D. C.
