BattleHobbit
@battlehobbit.bsky.social
Sarcasm and alcohol fueled battle hobbit. Cat lover. Mother of a boy child. Rabid leftist.
If my brain sings "There's an axolotl at the dive bar" one more time today, I'm going to lose my shit.
February 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
If my brain sings "There's an axolotl at the dive bar" one more time today, I'm going to lose my shit.
Nah, Gladiator II was great, I thought. 🤷♀️
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Nah, Gladiator II was great, I thought. 🤷♀️
Paris Hilton has done exactly 4 good things in her life.
1. Worked to outlaw the abusive bullshit "wilderness camps" for teens she was subjected to.
2. Repo Genetic Opera.
3. Kid 1.
4. Kid 2.
Kudos Paris, people should stop hating you.
1. Worked to outlaw the abusive bullshit "wilderness camps" for teens she was subjected to.
2. Repo Genetic Opera.
3. Kid 1.
4. Kid 2.
Kudos Paris, people should stop hating you.
January 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Paris Hilton has done exactly 4 good things in her life.
1. Worked to outlaw the abusive bullshit "wilderness camps" for teens she was subjected to.
2. Repo Genetic Opera.
3. Kid 1.
4. Kid 2.
Kudos Paris, people should stop hating you.
1. Worked to outlaw the abusive bullshit "wilderness camps" for teens she was subjected to.
2. Repo Genetic Opera.
3. Kid 1.
4. Kid 2.
Kudos Paris, people should stop hating you.
Time to attempt sleep and see what fresh hell we get tomorrow. I'm sure it'll be a cluster fuck, maybe some more nazi salutes. 🤷♀️
January 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Time to attempt sleep and see what fresh hell we get tomorrow. I'm sure it'll be a cluster fuck, maybe some more nazi salutes. 🤷♀️
Might share a name, but thank you Andrews for dropping the ball. AFC championship here we beeeee. #billsmafia #buffalobills #ravens
January 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Might share a name, but thank you Andrews for dropping the ball. AFC championship here we beeeee. #billsmafia #buffalobills #ravens
Come on Bills. Please Cthulhu. Pleaseeee.. #billsmafia #football
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Come on Bills. Please Cthulhu. Pleaseeee.. #billsmafia #football
TikTok working again feels like the most ominous trappy trap to ever exist. I'm so disgusted with Shou, none of this is good. It can only mean bad things, like CuckZuck getting his lizard hands into it. This is still the end of TikTok. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
TikTok working again feels like the most ominous trappy trap to ever exist. I'm so disgusted with Shou, none of this is good. It can only mean bad things, like CuckZuck getting his lizard hands into it. This is still the end of TikTok. #tiktokban
Welp, deactivated FB, deleted Insta account+app. Avoiding major streaming services during the Meta boycott. Time to reread every Katie MacAlister book I own. That should kill 3 weeks. 😭 #tiktokban #fuckzuck #booksky
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Welp, deactivated FB, deleted Insta account+app. Avoiding major streaming services during the Meta boycott. Time to reread every Katie MacAlister book I own. That should kill 3 weeks. 😭 #tiktokban #fuckzuck #booksky
So much for transferring all my Instagram photos over. 🙃
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So much for transferring all my Instagram photos over. 🙃
IT'S NOT MIDNIGHT. I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TIME. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
IT'S NOT MIDNIGHT. I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TIME. #tiktokban
These last few hours on TikTok feel like last call at the college bar at the end of the semester. People are screaming, crying, hugging. Everything is unhinged chaos and it's beautiful. #tiktokban #fuckzuck
January 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
These last few hours on TikTok feel like last call at the college bar at the end of the semester. People are screaming, crying, hugging. Everything is unhinged chaos and it's beautiful. #tiktokban #fuckzuck
I want "celebrities reading tweets," but for politicians. Instead of Tom Holland reading thirst tweets, it's Tom Cotton reading 8000 comments out loud telling him what a rabid piece of shit he is. #TomCotton #tiktokban #fuckcongress
January 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I want "celebrities reading tweets," but for politicians. Instead of Tom Holland reading thirst tweets, it's Tom Cotton reading 8000 comments out loud telling him what a rabid piece of shit he is. #TomCotton #tiktokban #fuckcongress
After a rough wake up and panic induced confusion. Our AirBnB for Inkcarceration is booked. Thank Cthulhu.
January 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
After a rough wake up and panic induced confusion. Our AirBnB for Inkcarceration is booked. Thank Cthulhu.
Nothing like slicing your finger to the bone and a quick little ER trip for stitches to spice up a work day.
January 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Nothing like slicing your finger to the bone and a quick little ER trip for stitches to spice up a work day.
I never quite figured out Twitter. Now I have to get this handled AND find all the people I follow on tiktok.
December 21, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I never quite figured out Twitter. Now I have to get this handled AND find all the people I follow on tiktok.