Will.je.suis
@batsquish.bsky.social
Dogs, Dinos 'n' dads 🐶🦕🧔🏻♂️
Wannabe Glaswegian 🏴
{He/Him}
Wannabe Glaswegian 🏴
{He/Him}
Pinned
Brain going about 80mph so very much "can't sleep, clown'll eat me" vibes rn
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Brain going about 80mph so very much "can't sleep, clown'll eat me" vibes rn
Apparently it's Wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Apparently it's Wednesday
If things stopped costing money, that would be nice
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If things stopped costing money, that would be nice
Oh this explains why all my posts are trash
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh this explains why all my posts are trash
Finally watching Drag Race and then casually throwing around "Huns" every 5 seconds is very jarring
Probs good they don't have a Scottish queen this season 😂💀
Probs good they don't have a Scottish queen this season 😂💀
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Finally watching Drag Race and then casually throwing around "Huns" every 5 seconds is very jarring
Probs good they don't have a Scottish queen this season 😂💀
Probs good they don't have a Scottish queen this season 😂💀
Outer Worlds 2 time. Meet Hugh Mahnn
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Outer Worlds 2 time. Meet Hugh Mahnn
Leave for less than a full day and suddenly he's the cuddliest clinger-on ever
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Leave for less than a full day and suddenly he's the cuddliest clinger-on ever
The fun thing about the Glasgow - Edinburgh commute this time for year is that going out you get to see it getting brighter through the countryside and going back you get to see it getting darker
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The fun thing about the Glasgow - Edinburgh commute this time for year is that going out you get to see it getting brighter through the countryside and going back you get to see it getting darker
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
Fuck of all of yous with your good sleep last night 😤😤
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Fuck of all of yous with your good sleep last night 😤😤
Genuinely had to triple check I was wearing my glasses this morning.
Nearly pulled a fan of cider out the fridge for work instead of energy drink.
Couldn't find the notebook that was in my hand.
Thank FUCK I don't do anything important for work
Nearly pulled a fan of cider out the fridge for work instead of energy drink.
Couldn't find the notebook that was in my hand.
Thank FUCK I don't do anything important for work
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Genuinely had to triple check I was wearing my glasses this morning.
Nearly pulled a fan of cider out the fridge for work instead of energy drink.
Couldn't find the notebook that was in my hand.
Thank FUCK I don't do anything important for work
Nearly pulled a fan of cider out the fridge for work instead of energy drink.
Couldn't find the notebook that was in my hand.
Thank FUCK I don't do anything important for work
Weekly "will has to commute today and is unhappy about it and will make it everyone else's problem too" post
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Weekly "will has to commute today and is unhappy about it and will make it everyone else's problem too" post
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'tis the season
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
'tis the season
Just can't fucking win with fireworks tbh. At least if people stuck the day we could try and plan to avoid them, but all week leading up to it and then days after?
Fucking right off
Fucking right off
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just can't fucking win with fireworks tbh. At least if people stuck the day we could try and plan to avoid them, but all week leading up to it and then days after?
Fucking right off
Fucking right off
She is seriously flagging today lads
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
She is seriously flagging today lads
Take your snoopy to work day
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Take your snoopy to work day
"I think it's Joe. Joe Mama"
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"I think it's Joe. Joe Mama"
We went on a two hour walk and then made lots of new doggy pals which seems to be the trick to fireworks cause Max is now flat out in bed whilst WW3 happens outside
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We went on a two hour walk and then made lots of new doggy pals which seems to be the trick to fireworks cause Max is now flat out in bed whilst WW3 happens outside
I once said the BFG stood for the Big Fucking Gimp and now I can't watch the Sainsburys advert without cracking up
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I once said the BFG stood for the Big Fucking Gimp and now I can't watch the Sainsburys advert without cracking up
Finally at the best Buffy episode
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Finally at the best Buffy episode