Bat Jorts
@batmanwearsjorts.bsky.social
Just an animal-loving, comic/videogame/movie nerd, and father of two human kids and one dog kid. Happily Married (I wear the jorts in the relationship).
"Friends don't let friends get Friends haircuts."
"Friends don't let friends get Friends haircuts."
Nikocado Avocado seems like a dickhead. Dude definitely doesn't wear jorts.
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nikocado Avocado seems like a dickhead. Dude definitely doesn't wear jorts.
Ever notice how conservatives get so mad at the "libs" for being "triggered" but they're the most triggered people on the planet? I'm sure they'd be super triggered by my fabulous jorts!
January 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ever notice how conservatives get so mad at the "libs" for being "triggered" but they're the most triggered people on the planet? I'm sure they'd be super triggered by my fabulous jorts!
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All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
I don't really know Jesus, but his stans are the worst.
January 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don't really know Jesus, but his stans are the worst.
Don't trust billionaires. Not even the vigilante billionaires wearing jorts.
January 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Don't trust billionaires. Not even the vigilante billionaires wearing jorts.
Fun fact: Santa wears jorts when giving out gifts.
December 25, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Fun fact: Santa wears jorts when giving out gifts.
Dang, these jorts getting worn out. I hate to toss a pair of otherwise perfectly good jorts!
December 24, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Dang, these jorts getting worn out. I hate to toss a pair of otherwise perfectly good jorts!
I took $100K, invested it, and turned it into $16K.
December 6, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I took $100K, invested it, and turned it into $16K.
Shadows cloak the knight
Justice whispers through the dark
Gotham finds its jorts
Justice whispers through the dark
Gotham finds its jorts
November 25, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Shadows cloak the knight
Justice whispers through the dark
Gotham finds its jorts
Justice whispers through the dark
Gotham finds its jorts
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Apart from my life as a bat-themed, jort-wearing, crime-fighter (and apparent lover of hyphenation); here are a few things about me:
He/Him
Atheist
Feminist
Gamer
Dog Dad
Human Dad
Husband
He/Him
Atheist
Feminist
Gamer
Dog Dad
Human Dad
Husband
November 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Apart from my life as a bat-themed, jort-wearing, crime-fighter (and apparent lover of hyphenation); here are a few things about me:
He/Him
Atheist
Feminist
Gamer
Dog Dad
Human Dad
Husband
He/Him
Atheist
Feminist
Gamer
Dog Dad
Human Dad
Husband
I don't buy jorts. I buy jeans and pay a tailor to convert them into jorts. It's expensive, but I can afford it.
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I don't buy jorts. I buy jeans and pay a tailor to convert them into jorts. It's expensive, but I can afford it.
These jorts keep riding up when I'm driving the Batmobile.
November 19, 2024 at 10:01 AM
These jorts keep riding up when I'm driving the Batmobile.
Jake Paul thinks he's the future of boxing, but he looked nearly as gassed as Tyson and he didn't do any real damage to him. A nearly 60 year old retired boxer with recent medical problems (who couldn't move to save his life) hung in for 8 rounds, even winning two of 'em.
Dude, you suck.
Dude, you suck.
November 16, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Jake Paul thinks he's the future of boxing, but he looked nearly as gassed as Tyson and he didn't do any real damage to him. A nearly 60 year old retired boxer with recent medical problems (who couldn't move to save his life) hung in for 8 rounds, even winning two of 'em.
Dude, you suck.
Dude, you suck.
Netflix, you really fucked this up.
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Netflix, you really fucked this up.
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November 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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Jorts
Noun
Shorts made of denim fabric.
Noun
Shorts made of denim fabric.
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Jorts
Noun
Shorts made of denim fabric.
Noun
Shorts made of denim fabric.
The Onion buying Infowars makes me so happy.
November 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
The Onion buying Infowars makes me so happy.
This is wild, I know, but Batman wears jorts.
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
This is wild, I know, but Batman wears jorts.