Alfred Pennyworth
@batmansbrother.bsky.social
Loyal and tireless legal guardian, best friend, aide-de-camp, and surrogate father figure to the Wayne family.
A British noble, former Special Operations Executive operative of honor and ethics, with connections within the intelligence community.
A British noble, former Special Operations Executive operative of honor and ethics, with connections within the intelligence community.
As my grandfather would say:
“He looks like Peter Cushing and the Wicked Witch of the West had a baby, and after it was born, it was hit in the face with a shovel.”
“He looks like Peter Cushing and the Wicked Witch of the West had a baby, and after it was born, it was hit in the face with a shovel.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As my grandfather would say:
“He looks like Peter Cushing and the Wicked Witch of the West had a baby, and after it was born, it was hit in the face with a shovel.”
“He looks like Peter Cushing and the Wicked Witch of the West had a baby, and after it was born, it was hit in the face with a shovel.”
National Security:
When several of your elected officials are named in a sex trafficking scandal and that information can be used by foreign enemies to blackmail them.
Probably already happened.
When several of your elected officials are named in a sex trafficking scandal and that information can be used by foreign enemies to blackmail them.
Probably already happened.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
National Security:
When several of your elected officials are named in a sex trafficking scandal and that information can be used by foreign enemies to blackmail them.
Probably already happened.
When several of your elected officials are named in a sex trafficking scandal and that information can be used by foreign enemies to blackmail them.
Probably already happened.
Obviously….
It’s better to give than receive.
It’s better to give than receive.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Obviously….
It’s better to give than receive.
It’s better to give than receive.
The 40% was under Trump:
The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) under the Trump administration announced an initial increase of approximately 40% in total monthly SNAP benefits through emergency allotments to address food insecurity during the pandemic.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) under the Trump administration announced an initial increase of approximately 40% in total monthly SNAP benefits through emergency allotments to address food insecurity during the pandemic.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The 40% was under Trump:
The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) under the Trump administration announced an initial increase of approximately 40% in total monthly SNAP benefits through emergency allotments to address food insecurity during the pandemic.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) under the Trump administration announced an initial increase of approximately 40% in total monthly SNAP benefits through emergency allotments to address food insecurity during the pandemic.
My God people….
It’s not a reversal when the whole plan was to delay the release until they had been sanitized completely of any trace of Trump stench.
Mission accomplished.
Hopefully, we shall see an end to bombing fishing boats, and demolition of historic buildings until the next coverup.
It’s not a reversal when the whole plan was to delay the release until they had been sanitized completely of any trace of Trump stench.
Mission accomplished.
Hopefully, we shall see an end to bombing fishing boats, and demolition of historic buildings until the next coverup.
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My God people….
It’s not a reversal when the whole plan was to delay the release until they had been sanitized completely of any trace of Trump stench.
Mission accomplished.
Hopefully, we shall see an end to bombing fishing boats, and demolition of historic buildings until the next coverup.
It’s not a reversal when the whole plan was to delay the release until they had been sanitized completely of any trace of Trump stench.
Mission accomplished.
Hopefully, we shall see an end to bombing fishing boats, and demolition of historic buildings until the next coverup.
Thanks for the backhanded compliment.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thanks for the backhanded compliment.
His name will appear….
Every victim will say he acted like a “perfect gentleman”.
Every victim will say he acted like a “perfect gentleman”.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
His name will appear….
Every victim will say he acted like a “perfect gentleman”.
Every victim will say he acted like a “perfect gentleman”.
"Anal is extra"
"El culo es mas"
"anal'nyy seks - eto dopolnitel'no"
"anale è extra"
"Analverkehr ist extra"
"anál je navyse"
"肛交是额外的"
"El culo es mas"
"anal'nyy seks - eto dopolnitel'no"
"anale è extra"
"Analverkehr ist extra"
"anál je navyse"
"肛交是额外的"
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"Anal is extra"
"El culo es mas"
"anal'nyy seks - eto dopolnitel'no"
"anale è extra"
"Analverkehr ist extra"
"anál je navyse"
"肛交是额外的"
"El culo es mas"
"anal'nyy seks - eto dopolnitel'no"
"anale è extra"
"Analverkehr ist extra"
"anál je navyse"
"肛交是额外的"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN IS IN THE TRUMP FILES!
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
JEFFREY EPSTEIN IS IN THE TRUMP FILES!
Disagree,
Whenever a MAGA supporter finds out about a crime or discretion committed by Trump…they give a huge sigh of relief because now they can shrug off all their guilt.
How many would love to have sex with a porn star (even if their wife just had a baby)?
“He’s just like us”.
Whenever a MAGA supporter finds out about a crime or discretion committed by Trump…they give a huge sigh of relief because now they can shrug off all their guilt.
How many would love to have sex with a porn star (even if their wife just had a baby)?
“He’s just like us”.
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Disagree,
Whenever a MAGA supporter finds out about a crime or discretion committed by Trump…they give a huge sigh of relief because now they can shrug off all their guilt.
How many would love to have sex with a porn star (even if their wife just had a baby)?
“He’s just like us”.
Whenever a MAGA supporter finds out about a crime or discretion committed by Trump…they give a huge sigh of relief because now they can shrug off all their guilt.
How many would love to have sex with a porn star (even if their wife just had a baby)?
“He’s just like us”.
I honestly thought he was going a different direction with that….
Green grass maybe a pubic reference.
I’m sure he knows.
Green grass maybe a pubic reference.
I’m sure he knows.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I honestly thought he was going a different direction with that….
Green grass maybe a pubic reference.
I’m sure he knows.
Green grass maybe a pubic reference.
I’m sure he knows.
I thought there was…..but he incorrectly identified it as “Jeff”:
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I thought there was…..but he incorrectly identified it as “Jeff”:
I can confirm they still do the closing ceremony with the keys.
As I understand, you can get tickets, but they are very limited
As I understand, you can get tickets, but they are very limited
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I can confirm they still do the closing ceremony with the keys.
As I understand, you can get tickets, but they are very limited
As I understand, you can get tickets, but they are very limited
One guy looks surprised where his escort has placed her hand, another guy thinks he is ready for a Bond enemy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
One guy looks surprised where his escort has placed her hand, another guy thinks he is ready for a Bond enemy.
I’m pretty sure lack of TSA agents did not cause any flight delays….
But I’m happy those that showed up with a good attitude will be rewarded.
But I’m happy those that showed up with a good attitude will be rewarded.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’m pretty sure lack of TSA agents did not cause any flight delays….
But I’m happy those that showed up with a good attitude will be rewarded.
But I’m happy those that showed up with a good attitude will be rewarded.
The cost that is required to change the name from the Department of Defense to the Department of War is enough to house every single homeless veteran in this country.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The cost that is required to change the name from the Department of Defense to the Department of War is enough to house every single homeless veteran in this country.
