𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡.ᐟ
@batman-real.bsky.social
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#DCRP penned and shook in a blender by 𝙳𝚎𝚎!
#DCRP penned and shook in a blender by 𝙳𝚎𝚎!
Pinned
Ladies, ladies. One at a time, please.
September 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ladies, ladies. One at a time, please.
"I've got this... 'Puter, send the Scuttler!" no response from his computer. "'Puter? COMPUTER!"
Still nothing. He sighed.
"I need a lift."
Still nothing. He sighed.
"I need a lift."
"Would you like a lift?"
He was always adaptable. This was clearly either a strange vision or something happening right in front of him, so, he may as well work with it until he could figure out what was really going on.
He was always adaptable. This was clearly either a strange vision or something happening right in front of him, so, he may as well work with it until he could figure out what was really going on.
He held two batarangs, which manifested out of thin air.
"This Joker is mine. I'm going to get him."
"This Joker is mine. I'm going to get him."
August 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"I've got this... 'Puter, send the Scuttler!" no response from his computer. "'Puter? COMPUTER!"
Still nothing. He sighed.
"I need a lift."
Still nothing. He sighed.
"I need a lift."
I DON'T LISTEN TO ORDERS!
August 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I DON'T LISTEN TO ORDERS!
I'M BATMAN, BATMAN!
August 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'M BATMAN, BATMAN!
TWO BATMANS? Batmen.
... What do you mean? I've always been like this.
... What do you mean? I've always been like this.
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
TWO BATMANS? Batmen.
... What do you mean? I've always been like this.
... What do you mean? I've always been like this.
I'm Batman. Totally not Bruce Wayne. He lives in my attic.
August 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm Batman. Totally not Bruce Wayne. He lives in my attic.
He held two batarangs, which manifested out of thin air.
"This Joker is mine. I'm going to get him."
"This Joker is mine. I'm going to get him."
His white lenses narrowed.
"He's not. Which means he's on the run, if he exists at all. If you're half the man I am, then you're going to help me find him and send him back to Arkham before he hurts anyone."
"He's not. Which means he's on the run, if he exists at all. If you're half the man I am, then you're going to help me find him and send him back to Arkham before he hurts anyone."
"What!?!"
Visibly, comically frustrated.
"He was! He's gone!"
Visibly, comically frustrated.
"He was! He's gone!"
August 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He held two batarangs, which manifested out of thin air.
"This Joker is mine. I'm going to get him."
"This Joker is mine. I'm going to get him."
"What!?!"
Visibly, comically frustrated.
"He was! He's gone!"
Visibly, comically frustrated.
"He was! He's gone!"
He glanced at an empty spot, approximately 5.4 inches to his right.
"No, he wasn't."
"No, he wasn't."
"Dead? No, he was just right..."
Pointing to an empty spot.
"There."
Pointing to an empty spot.
"There."
August 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"What!?!"
Visibly, comically frustrated.
"He was! He's gone!"
Visibly, comically frustrated.
"He was! He's gone!"
HEY, DROP HIM. I NEED TO TAKE HIM TO ARKHAM!
August 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
HEY, DROP HIM. I NEED TO TAKE HIM TO ARKHAM!
"Dead? No, he was just right..."
Pointing to an empty spot.
"There."
Pointing to an empty spot.
"There."
He stared for a moment, then backed up.
"I don't have time for this. I need to confirm whether Joker is dead."
"I don't have time for this. I need to confirm whether Joker is dead."
"Mixy-who? Do you have a nine-pack?"
August 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Dead? No, he was just right..."
Pointing to an empty spot.
"There."
Pointing to an empty spot.
"There."
Hmph. Do whatever you want. It's not like I care.
August 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hmph. Do whatever you want. It's not like I care.
"Mixy-who? Do you have a nine-pack?"
"...is this a prank by Mxyzptlk..."
Looking up.
Aaaaaall the way up...
"Cool costume. Is that genuine leather?"
Aaaaaall the way up...
"Cool costume. Is that genuine leather?"
August 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Mixy-who? Do you have a nine-pack?"
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“The symbol represents fear - and hope.”
July 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“The symbol represents fear - and hope.”
What did I say. Snotty.
August 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What did I say. Snotty.
Looking up.
Aaaaaall the way up...
"Cool costume. Is that genuine leather?"
Aaaaaall the way up...
"Cool costume. Is that genuine leather?"
@batman-real.bsky.social looking down at him.
August 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Looking up.
Aaaaaall the way up...
"Cool costume. Is that genuine leather?"
Aaaaaall the way up...
"Cool costume. Is that genuine leather?"
It's doomed no matter what you do and who you go after.
August 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's doomed no matter what you do and who you go after.
You think Superman is BETTER THAN ME?
August 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You think Superman is BETTER THAN ME?
I think CRYING is GROSS.
August 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I think CRYING is GROSS.
Crying is gross. It makes your nose snotty.
August 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Crying is gross. It makes your nose snotty.
Stop crying. Guys don't cry. Ever.
August 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Stop crying. Guys don't cry. Ever.