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batilisk.bsky.social
it's me bati from discord
@batilisk.bsky.social
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kassi. 30s. i have a headache.
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sorry wait hold on why does youtube keep showing me these ads
Screenshot of a YouTube shorts advertisement with an AI generated woman and monster. "I'm mated to a dragon? But I'm human... how is it going to, you know, fit?" "You will train with increasingly large creatures and imbue yourself with their magic." another advertisement but with gigantic pink AI generated tentacles. "You will f**k increasingly large creatures to prepare your body for your true mate, the dragon." "But won't he be jealous I'm sleeping with other monsters?"
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
batilisk.bsky.social
trying to remember if I shampooed yesterday or the day before
my gray tabby cat Lovelace with her ears turned inside out. she looks only mildly concerned.
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
batilisk.bsky.social
i might have impulse purchased an entire Costco pizza
giant pizza box that says "KIRKLAND Fresh Baked PIZZA, COSTCO FOOD COURT"
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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the same picture as before but zoomed in on the goblin
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Little Black cat lying on a gray couch. she is just starting to roll around, her eyes are narrow, and she looks like a goblin
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
batilisk.bsky.social
the new grill guy kind of sucks
English muffin breakfast sandwich with eggs cheese, and bacon. The bacon is full-length across and sticks many inches out of the sides of the sandwich.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
batilisk.bsky.social
creamy chicken gnocchi soup you son of a bitch!!!!
Bowl of creamy reddish soup with chunks of chicken, spinach, gnocchi, and sun-dried tomatoes
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
batilisk.bsky.social
happy halloween!!!
full body photo of a woman dressed in an outfit that a pumpkin would wear, olive green and orange plaid, with a big orange paper mache jack o lantern head. I'm doing a cute spooky pose.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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homemade olive garden zuppa toscana
Beautiful bowl of creamy soup with kale and sausage and potatoes. Zuppa toscana!!!
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
batilisk.bsky.social
tonkotsu ramen you son of a bitch idiot (+spicy miso)
Big bowl of tonkotsu ramen on a tray, with a bowl of spicy miso in the background.
October 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
batilisk.bsky.social
she likes to hang out with me while I do my morning face blasting
Gray tabby cat with a pink collar getting utterly blasted in the face by a 10,000 lumen seasonal depression sun lamp.
October 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
batilisk.bsky.social
I should have chopped the broccoli
Bowl of broccoli cheddar soup with broccoli florets so big they barely fit in the spoon
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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broccoli cheddar soup you son of a bitch idiot
Big pot full of broccoli cheddar soup on a white stove.
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
batilisk.bsky.social
who wants to marry me with this kitty ears ring set
Stacked wedding ring set with narrow rose gold bands. The top ring has a large pink gem in the center with rose gold cat ears on top, the bottom band is covered in diamonds and curved with a smaller pink gem in the center to evoke a cat's collar
October 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Pikachu patting caterpie in a comforting manner
August 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
batilisk.bsky.social
BOLD INTRODUCTION POST IN MY GENDER COMMUNICATIONS CLASS
screenshot: culture known as "femboy culture." A femboy is a male, typically someone who is very young, who represents themselves in a way that's considered feminine. Femboys also have a relation to "traps" in Japanese anime, which are guys who
August 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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in my 1:1 with my boss today he gave me the heads up that as an institution there has been some talk about AI in the workplace and how people are using it and the whole time I was just thinking about this tweet
Screenshot of tweet by @peterokii oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺
May 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I stopped for an iced caramel coffee on my way to work and they. forgot. to put the caramel.
May 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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had a hard time falling asleep last night, and when I did I dreamed that I was having a hard time falling asleep. I'm sooo well rested this morning.
March 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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what language does word think i'm writing in ???? how did we get here
Screenshot of Microsoft Word underlining the word "What" as misspelled. Corrections are listed as "Wat" "Chat" and "Ghat"
March 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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introduced the girls to churus today. I think it was a hit
February 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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sorry i'm going to WHAT?
Screenshot of class assignment. Performance Presentation 4: During Week 8, you will create a six-minute oral interpretation of a dramatic multi-character play, plus a two-minute synopsis of your analysis as an introduction, for a total of eight minutes. Worth 150 points. Presentations will be due by 11:59 pm CT Thursday of the assigned week. Performances should include an audience of at least four adults.
January 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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the way they folded this burrito...
my hand holding breakfast burrito horizontally with all the egg and cheese on the left and the meat on the right. I'm basically eating it sideways.
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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3. the practitioner I saw needed to check the notes app on her phone?! for diagnostic criteria and questions?!?
4. I mentioned I sometimes take edibles for sleep and instead of asking how often/how much she explains how weed alters the prefrontal cortex and can make depression permanent & hands me..
slip of scrap paper with "STOP EDIBLES" written on it in pen
December 24, 2024 at 5:00 PM