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The crunch kids crave.
Did the Mayflower have a drunk tank?
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Don’t blame yourself, he’s the one that speaks his name wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hey good news, you’re now ah! 4 billion, 432 million, 291 thousand 435.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Counter-point: a game where you’re Wolverine and you’re fighting ICE would own.
October 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Do we think we can convince Trump mutants are real and distract him into having ICE hunting for Wolverine for the next 3 years?
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Um. Why do you have a tub full of ice?
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thank you
October 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Honestly thought it was a fantastic ad from McDonalds when I first saw it.
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Actual recording of the event
two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
ALT: two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That one is still funny
September 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And yet here we are
September 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Houston?
September 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
How do I ensure he suffered before he dies?
September 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We need to make an ally with our enemy. JD Vance will save his Diet Mt Dew at any cost.
September 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hey now he was AMERICAS Mayor. We all gotta do it.
August 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
God imaging the day where you know it’s coming so you’re wearing that as an undershirt JIC. If it get announced at happy hour times you’re a legend.
August 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
August 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Little Saint James? As a bit?
August 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Why you gotta be so mean?
July 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
What about GRINK?
July 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah it’s wild, you look at a like Austin and it’s insanely easier to get around town on a scooter than a car.
July 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM