currently the type of tired that makes me more anxious and paranoid than usual

Sorry to Mother Fools

Well, Madison, time to dust off my favorite ultra-local meme

Great news, the city of Madison has put out a March Madness bracket to tell them which neighborhood features you value most. First matchup: Grocery Stores vs Healthcare

I really appreciate apple's dedication to suggesting an apple pay transaction any time you text about money

Oh, he /chose/ to go by that

My life is very stressful and nightmarish rn but on the bright side that means I'm channeling that energy to do some absolutely amazing stuff with Spotify playlists

!!!!!!!!

The actually baffling one is that I also get Instagram ads for grocery store deli label stickers

neat

Ok, so they were a throuple, right?

Oh god, the cinematrix is a scab

I love the baby elephant who looks like she stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back

Everything you need to know about my specific brand of mentally ill

I do maintain that every family should do what mine has done and acknowledge that most holidays and their traditions are fairly absurd so we just made up a whole new thing for thanksgiving based on nothing but a desire to be silly

Anyways , here are my thanksgiving costumes from the last few years

Listen, I do love being a leftist gremlin rejecting capitalistic heteronormative lifestyle expectations, aesthetically I do wish this subculture would dress less like the Wet Bandits

tell me you don’t know at least 8 people who dress exactly like this and I will call you a liar

Got this notification this morning which sent me in a spiral so I guess I’m here now