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When I grow up I’d like to be a stoic figure standing in the fog, staring into the abyss. Abolitionist, Emma Goldman stan, 🇵🇸
she/her

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currently the type of tired that makes me more anxious and paranoid than usual
September 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sorry to Mother Fools
May 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Well, Madison, time to dust off my favorite ultra-local meme
May 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
March 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Great news, the city of Madison has put out a March Madness bracket to tell them which neighborhood features you value most. First matchup: Grocery Stores vs Healthcare
March 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I really appreciate apple's dedication to suggesting an apple pay transaction any time you text about money
March 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Oh, he /chose/ to go by that
March 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My life is very stressful and nightmarish rn but on the bright side that means I'm channeling that energy to do some absolutely amazing stuff with Spotify playlists
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
!!!!!!!!
February 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The actually baffling one is that I also get Instagram ads for grocery store deli label stickers
February 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
neat
January 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ok, so they were a throuple, right?
January 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh god, the cinematrix is a scab
December 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I love the baby elephant who looks like she stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back
December 14, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Everything you need to know about my specific brand of mentally ill
December 4, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I do maintain that every family should do what mine has done and acknowledge that most holidays and their traditions are fairly absurd so we just made up a whole new thing for thanksgiving based on nothing but a desire to be silly

Anyways , here are my thanksgiving costumes from the last few years
November 29, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Listen, I do love being a leftist gremlin rejecting capitalistic heteronormative lifestyle expectations, aesthetically I do wish this subculture would dress less like the Wet Bandits

tell me you don’t know at least 8 people who dress exactly like this and I will call you a liar
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Got this notification this morning which sent me in a spiral so I guess I’m here now
November 15, 2024 at 2:15 PM