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Patrick Bateman Music Reviews
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Cutting through the noise - one song and one Yuppie at a time.
And that, I think, is something worth appreciating.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Of course, Color Me Badd didn’t sustain their success. Like so many before them, they burned bright and faded fast. But “I Wanna Sex You Up” remains. It endures. Not just as a song, but as a testament to an era, a time when music wasn’t just about sound, but about feeling.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It transcended genre, embedding itself into the collective consciousness of an entire generation. You heard it everywhere—in clubs, in movies, on the radio. It became an anthem of the 90s, a time when music transitioned from the neon excess of the 80s into something sleeker, smoother, more refined.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every vocal inflection, every carefully placed pause—it’s all intentional. This isn’t just music; it’s an experience. But what really sets “I Wanna Sex You Up” apart is its place in the cultural landscape. This wasn’t just a hit single—it was a cultural phenomenon.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
And let’s talk about the delivery. That effortless blend of R&B and pop sensibilities, the way they channel influences from groups like New Edition while maintaining their own distinct identity - it’s almost clinical in its precision.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
And yet, there’s a playfulness to it. The repetition, the whispered background vocals—it’s not aggressive; it’s inviting. There’s no threat here, no underlying menace. It’s pure, distilled seduction.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’s like a sonic aphrodisiac, a carefully calculated formula designed to elicit desire. Lyrically, it’s deceptively simple. I wanna sex you up. Direct. Uncomplicated. It dispenses with metaphor, with pretense, cutting straight to the core of human desire. It’s almost sociopathic in its efficiency.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The track’s production is flawless. The drum machine is crisp, the bassline is subdued but undeniably present, allowing the vocals to take center stage. And the harmonies—God, those harmonies. There’s an almost hypnotic quality to the way they weave in and out of each other.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The smooth, languid rhythm, the sensual yet controlled vocal harmonies, the breathy falsetto that teeters between sincerity and excess—it all combines to create something almost intoxicating.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Color Me Badd wasn’t just another boy band. They were meticulously designed, sculpted even, to deliver a sound that was both commercially viable and undeniably seductive. “I Wanna Sex You Up,” their breakout single from 1991, isn’t merely a song—it’s a statement.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They’ll treat it as a diss, a moment in pop culture, something to stream for a few weeks before moving on. But this isn’t just a diss track. This is an execution video, a dismembered body laid out for all to see.

Drake isn’t just defeated.

He’s already buried.
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kendrick doesn’t need to tell you Drake is finished - you can hear it in every breath, every pause, every second of silence between beats. Most people won’t fully understand what they’ve just witnessed.
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There’s no escape, no rebuttal because there is no competition anymore. There’s just one man standing. And the brilliance of it all? The playfulness, the mockery. Kendrick doesn’t just attack-he toys with his food. The OVO owl? Reduced to a joke. The paranoia? Amplified. The credibility? Shattered.
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
And then there’s the hook. That’s not just a refrain - it’s a taunt, a warning, a death sentence. Kendrick repeats it with the calm, detached tone of a man who already knows the ending. It’s the sound of a hunter circling his prey of a knife being wiped clean before the body hits the floor.
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kendrick isn’t just saying “You’re fake.” He’s saying “You don’t belong.” Every reference, every name-drop - DJ Mustard, gang culture, Compton, West Coast history - it’s all deliberate, a reminder that hip-hop isn’t just a sound, it’s a lineage, and Drake? Drake is a tourist. A trespasser.
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
…where every snare hit sounds like a boot against pavement, closing in on the kill. But the most vicious cuts aren’t just about Drake himself. They’re about culture, about the audacity of an outsider believing he could claim ownership of something that was never his to begin with.
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
And the production - my God, the production. That creeping West Coast bassline, the percussive heartbeat of L.A.’s own DNA, a throwback to DJ Quik, to the very foundations of West Coast rap. This isn’t just a beat - it’s an environment, a hunting ground where Kendrick moves like a predator..
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
…that it feels less like hip-hop and more like a ritualistic execution. Kendrick doesn’t just attack Drake - he peels him apart, layer by layer, reducing him from a figure of power to a carcass, something hollow, something already dead.
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What Lamar has created here isn’t just a diss - it’s a complete and total evisceration, a psychological autopsy in the form of a song. This isn’t about bars or wordplay or even winning - it’s a slaughter, a surgical dissection of an opponent so complete, so humiliating…
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM