EyewonderJosh
@batdancer.bsky.social
Prince obsessive always looking for new sounds. I yell at cars blocking my bike lane.
Aww man, I was a day early doing this yesterday!
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Aww man, I was a day early doing this yesterday!
My new back tattoo
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My new back tattoo
“Try fitting all of this into a car, loser.”
October 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“Try fitting all of this into a car, loser.”
"You may be wondering how I ended up here"
September 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"You may be wondering how I ended up here"
Did my thesis research in the Library of Congress reading room and always felt like I was walking into a temple.
September 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did my thesis research in the Library of Congress reading room and always felt like I was walking into a temple.
What absolute drivel. According to Mayor Pete, in the past, men were worried about not being "masculine enough" and now they're worried about being labeled toxically masculine? Gotta tell you it's hard being a cis man with no agency, always having outside forces compelling me to be an a**hole.
September 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What absolute drivel. According to Mayor Pete, in the past, men were worried about not being "masculine enough" and now they're worried about being labeled toxically masculine? Gotta tell you it's hard being a cis man with no agency, always having outside forces compelling me to be an a**hole.
Only the real heads know
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Only the real heads know
A source I have sent me this image they took from the bullet...totes obvs antifa!
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A source I have sent me this image they took from the bullet...totes obvs antifa!
Celebrating the early 2000s with a large group of others of a certain age!
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Celebrating the early 2000s with a large group of others of a certain age!
STOP IT. You scared Starsky!
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
STOP IT. You scared Starsky!
Including so many's favorite "fighter"
August 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Including so many's favorite "fighter"
If you see this, quote this post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE
July 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE
Fixed it for you (shoulda stopped while you were ahead)
July 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fixed it for you (shoulda stopped while you were ahead)
My wife pointed out that the JD Vance bald meme makes him a character from the old Guess Who? game and now I can't unsee it
June 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My wife pointed out that the JD Vance bald meme makes him a character from the old Guess Who? game and now I can't unsee it
Previous presidential candidate Greg Stilson announced he is proud to endorse Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Previous presidential candidate Greg Stilson announced he is proud to endorse Cuomo