BatDan12
@batdan12.bsky.social
Extreme centrist, dog butler, quick with a GIF, more logical than Spock, voter with a brain (Trump’s nightmare), more to come…
Those “Ceremonies” take it out of you, aye commander?
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media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Those “Ceremonies” take it out of you, aye commander?
The weight on his conscience isn’t “work”.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The weight on his conscience isn’t “work”.
We know you know 😉
a man in a suit is smiling and pointing
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November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We know you know 😉
Plug for the Blue Suit industry? 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Plug for the Blue Suit industry? 🙄
If he wanted to make a legitimate fortune, he’d sell appointments for that.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If he wanted to make a legitimate fortune, he’d sell appointments for that.
You only have to tell the DUMB ONES!
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You only have to tell the DUMB ONES!
Jimmy Kimmel isn’t a news organization like his beloved Fox News…which is technically an entertainment organization 🤪
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Jimmy Kimmel isn’t a news organization like his beloved Fox News…which is technically an entertainment organization 🤪
His reality is working to end western civilization, making women slaves to men and fearing a god who hates their “children” for as long as humanity exists.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
His reality is working to end western civilization, making women slaves to men and fearing a god who hates their “children” for as long as humanity exists.
I’m sure he assigned her a barn yard designation like the last one who asked a question that “wasn’t very nice”. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m sure he assigned her a barn yard designation like the last one who asked a question that “wasn’t very nice”. 😭
Big day at the dump!
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Big day at the dump!
Well, okay…maybe he can give him some expert relationship advice.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Well, okay…maybe he can give him some expert relationship advice.
Only the devil would relish this much heat 👹🔥
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Only the devil would relish this much heat 👹🔥
‘Merica first!
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media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
‘Merica first!
He is either the world’s dumbest physician or the most condescending.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
He is either the world’s dumbest physician or the most condescending.
No wonder the “Big Short” guy recently made a similar bet to the one that made him famous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
No wonder the “Big Short” guy recently made a similar bet to the one that made him famous.
FOMO is now a strategic consideration in nuclear weapons policy 🙄
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
FOMO is now a strategic consideration in nuclear weapons policy 🙄