Natalie Mattson
@batalien.bsky.social
Sconnie 🦡🧀 | she/her 👩🏻 | nerd 🤓
Hello Darling
Hello Darling
Not my best race photo in my life, but this is what a Grey Warden would look like on their return to the Deep Roads.
June 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Not my best race photo in my life, but this is what a Grey Warden would look like on their return to the Deep Roads.
Episode one of series/season 19 of Taskmaster without context.
May 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Episode one of series/season 19 of Taskmaster without context.
"There's always money in the banana stand." - George Bluth Sr
"There is no cash in the pumpkin patch." - Lou Wilson
The connection between money and fruit needs to be studied further to find the fabled money tree.
"There is no cash in the pumpkin patch." - Lou Wilson
The connection between money and fruit needs to be studied further to find the fabled money tree.
April 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"There's always money in the banana stand." - George Bluth Sr
"There is no cash in the pumpkin patch." - Lou Wilson
The connection between money and fruit needs to be studied further to find the fabled money tree.
"There is no cash in the pumpkin patch." - Lou Wilson
The connection between money and fruit needs to be studied further to find the fabled money tree.
It’s that time of year where midwesterners stare at dirt looking for signs of life.
April 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s that time of year where midwesterners stare at dirt looking for signs of life.
A few times a day, I check this icicle, which is called the murdercicle, on my neighbors house to see how long it is. It’s the little things in life.
February 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A few times a day, I check this icicle, which is called the murdercicle, on my neighbors house to see how long it is. It’s the little things in life.
Reposted by Natalie Mattson
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reposted by Natalie Mattson
I think I've gotten to most people’s questions, and I promised I'd talk about influences on Emmrich and the Mourn Watch before wrapping this up. So here we go!
It took me while to figure out Emmrich's character voice. I'm happy with where I landed, but he was a tough one. A few books helped me out.
It took me while to figure out Emmrich's character voice. I'm happy with where I landed, but he was a tough one. A few books helped me out.
January 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I think I've gotten to most people’s questions, and I promised I'd talk about influences on Emmrich and the Mourn Watch before wrapping this up. So here we go!
It took me while to figure out Emmrich's character voice. I'm happy with where I landed, but he was a tough one. A few books helped me out.
It took me while to figure out Emmrich's character voice. I'm happy with where I landed, but he was a tough one. A few books helped me out.
It’s very millennial of me to get the tiktok ban notification on a Spencer Pratt video. My 2008 self would have a hard time understanding the situation, but these are strange times we live in.
January 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It’s very millennial of me to get the tiktok ban notification on a Spencer Pratt video. My 2008 self would have a hard time understanding the situation, but these are strange times we live in.
It was the longest I’ve spent in character creator for Veilguard, but I think absolutely worth it. Rook needed to look as close to his dad Zevran as possible.
January 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It was the longest I’ve spent in character creator for Veilguard, but I think absolutely worth it. Rook needed to look as close to his dad Zevran as possible.
Oh, my God, Rook, you can’t just ask people why they’re a dwarf.
December 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Oh, my God, Rook, you can’t just ask people why they’re a dwarf.
In #DragonAge, I believe that Nevarrans would follow the same wedding tradition as the Schrutes from The Office and get married while standing in their own graves, except the Necropolis is a better setting than a farm.
December 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
In #DragonAge, I believe that Nevarrans would follow the same wedding tradition as the Schrutes from The Office and get married while standing in their own graves, except the Necropolis is a better setting than a farm.
Today was a fun mail day! I got my Vhenan and Darling bracelets today from my friend’s shop all for my #DragonAge romances. Good thing I have two hands, one for Solas and one for Emmrich.
Shop link! starfaise.myshopify.com/products/rom...
Shop link! starfaise.myshopify.com/products/rom...
December 18, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Today was a fun mail day! I got my Vhenan and Darling bracelets today from my friend’s shop all for my #DragonAge romances. Good thing I have two hands, one for Solas and one for Emmrich.
Shop link! starfaise.myshopify.com/products/rom...
Shop link! starfaise.myshopify.com/products/rom...
Sitting down to play some #Veilguard at the end of the day, and my digital photo album next to my tv decided to show me an old photo op of some Elven cuties
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Sitting down to play some #Veilguard at the end of the day, and my digital photo album next to my tv decided to show me an old photo op of some Elven cuties
Seeing the Pantone color of the year like “oh we in a RECESSION recession…”
December 6, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Seeing the Pantone color of the year like “oh we in a RECESSION recession…”
Happy #DragonAgeDay! Starting my third play of Veilguard and it’s time for my warrior play, which is usually my least favorite class when it comes to game play. Excited to be able to throw my shield, but I’m going to miss my mage laser powers.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Happy #DragonAgeDay! Starting my third play of Veilguard and it’s time for my warrior play, which is usually my least favorite class when it comes to game play. Excited to be able to throw my shield, but I’m going to miss my mage laser powers.
Emmrich calling Rook “Darling” makes my heart go pitter patter. 😍🥰
November 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Emmrich calling Rook “Darling” makes my heart go pitter patter. 😍🥰
I saw Wicked Part One today, and thus begins the longest intermission of my life. It’s been nearly 20 years since I saw Wicked for the first time in Chicago with Stephanie J. Block as Elphaba (and a then unknown Adam Lambert!) and I’ve been in love with it ever since.
November 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I saw Wicked Part One today, and thus begins the longest intermission of my life. It’s been nearly 20 years since I saw Wicked for the first time in Chicago with Stephanie J. Block as Elphaba (and a then unknown Adam Lambert!) and I’ve been in love with it ever since.
I won free pie today and this is still the best thing that happened to me by far. Can’t spell necromancer without romancer. 💀😘
November 26, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I won free pie today and this is still the best thing that happened to me by far. Can’t spell necromancer without romancer. 💀😘
November 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Hold my calls, I’m in Thedas for the weekend.
November 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Hold my calls, I’m in Thedas for the weekend.
Before this season, it’s been years since I watched Dancing with the Stars and I’m so excited for the finale and the who is going to dance next week. My interest in this show has been revitalized 💃🏻
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Before this season, it’s been years since I watched Dancing with the Stars and I’m so excited for the finale and the who is going to dance next week. My interest in this show has been revitalized 💃🏻
Anyone else with an emotional support water bottle growing mold or just me?
November 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Anyone else with an emotional support water bottle growing mold or just me?
I swear I have more interests than only Dragon Age, but this is a particularly strange time in my life.
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I swear I have more interests than only Dragon Age, but this is a particularly strange time in my life.
Today is the ten year anniversary of Dragon Age Inquisition, with my personal anniversary with the game not until January since I was poor in 2014. I can’t even explain the impact this series had on me and the way my brain chemistry was changed over an egg, especially after Veilguard.
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Today is the ten year anniversary of Dragon Age Inquisition, with my personal anniversary with the game not until January since I was poor in 2014. I can’t even explain the impact this series had on me and the way my brain chemistry was changed over an egg, especially after Veilguard.