A Harry Maguire sounds like a drink you might order at a filthy spring break bar in Cabo. #muncry #epl #premierleague

Starting Pokemon Violet. Grass kitten, obviously.

Even though I'm a Wisconsinite born and raised, I can't taste all four cheeses in Mexican four cheese blend. Sad. #hardtoswallowpills

Is it wrong that I really wanted Ruud van Nistelrooy to succeed at Leicester just to twist the knife at United even further? Disappointing. #ynwa #premierleague

"The son of Patrick has a hat trick." Announcer has been planning that since the 44th minute. #premierleague #newbou

I'm sorry, but is Bournemouth's jersey sponsor bj88? Really? #premierleague #newbou

#whamageddon #joyfest DJ Femme Noir got me.

With the Bradley and Konate injuries, Real Madrid somehow managed to fuck up our season while losing 2-0. Hope we smash City today. #livmc #ynwa #getwellsoon #gogojoegomez

I don't get Elf. I don't like it, I don't think it's funny. I'm irritated every time I see promo photos of Will Ferrell in Elf costume. #christmashottake

“Young Lion” is a song written and performed by Sadu Adu for the compilation album TRA​И​Ƨ​A from the non-profit ... Red Hot in support of [trans] awareness and artistry. Sade' dedicates this song to her own [trans] son, Izaak Theo Adu. This [is] Sade’s first music release in almost six years...

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Puppy cuddles for thanksgiving.

There is a Confederate battle flag on one of the ice houses in Grumpy Old Men. I have no idea why, but I just saw it and had to share.

Olive!

Once again I have joined a micro blogging service in the hopes that I can figure out what all the fuss is about. Wish me luck. #firstpost