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The Puntastic Mr Miller
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Gentleman academic. Cynical misanthrope. Lover of coffee, alcohol, cheese & infosec. Doomed. Hater of Tinsel Drinkers.
The weirdo other weirdos call weirdo. Occasional carer of causes. This is not the apocalypse I was promised - do better.
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December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
To be fair, it would be better than the Hugo Boss he's wearing in the video.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Great, just what we need, a generation of people who'll never complete a task.
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Gillen. Stop. Just... just stop.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When was Solihull in Cymru?
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That's nobodies business but the Turks
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Do we have a new space pope?
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm impressed it took them this long to come up with that idea.

How long do we think it'll be before they start back-tracking?
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Casablanca 2: Rick and Louis go to White Castle
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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In 2024, the Coast Guard conducted more than 250 targeted interceptions in the Caribbean of boats believed to be transporting drugs based on intel. Only 55 were actually transporting drugs; the rest (80%) were innocent.

Trump's policy is to kill them all, including the 80% who are innocent.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*shortened slightly to fit. Missing text: ...and there has always been. The strain of...
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I saw "we're doing arch" and for a brief moment my soul sank thinking he was going to try fuck with Linux. Not the panic I needed today.
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM