Well... Even back then, those chairs were garbo... Like i had to go back even before and inconvenience people with the STURDIEST chair and even then it broke.

At any time period, this fat ass is the hardest dark souls boss and it always wins. 😩💖✨

omg hiiii hello!!! ✨

Can't lie, even if the dance is goofy, you're still handsome as ever 💙✨

Oh honey... You're gonna need to really get deep in there to protect those windows. It's how deep, low, rumbly my "emissions" get that REALLY make the windows wobble~

Give the slightest push and oops, there goes a good few hundred bucks!

Yeah yeah, something like that... Or are you just trying to catch a glimpse of lil ol' me before I simply shatter windows with how low these rumbles are~?

[CW: Gas, Farts]
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