this just in: web dev tries to do 1brc in go with the most naive method possible (throwing go routines at it) (it did not work)

the offending code (match does the strict equality so it gets stuck in a loop because it doesn't consume tokens):

this fix for this one was pretty hard....

page speed insights has me putting unholy things into my search bar

for reference smaller text should be like 4.5 at minimum if you wanna be WCAG AA