emperor constantine xii
@basileus.bsky.social
βασιλεύς των Ρωμαίων, holder of the esoteric
if elections were held in the same week as tax day then the government would be so tiny fr
April 18, 2023 at 4:32 PM
if elections were held in the same week as tax day then the government would be so tiny fr
most semi-successful startup founders would find great success as the minister of propaganda for a mid-sized nation
(no i will not elaborate)
(no i will not elaborate)
April 17, 2023 at 5:36 AM
most semi-successful startup founders would find great success as the minister of propaganda for a mid-sized nation
(no i will not elaborate)
(no i will not elaborate)
good evening here’s old NASA concept art from the Integrated Program Plan (the proposed successor to the Apollo Applications program that was backed by then-administrator Paine and Agnew)
for y’all to tastefully experience some hella cool vibes
for y’all to tastefully experience some hella cool vibes
April 15, 2023 at 1:45 AM
good evening here’s old NASA concept art from the Integrated Program Plan (the proposed successor to the Apollo Applications program that was backed by then-administrator Paine and Agnew)
for y’all to tastefully experience some hella cool vibes
for y’all to tastefully experience some hella cool vibes
the elites don’t want you to know this but going on dates with random girls from hinge and then trauma dumping is just like therapy but ✨ free ✨
April 14, 2023 at 7:23 PM
the elites don’t want you to know this but going on dates with random girls from hinge and then trauma dumping is just like therapy but ✨ free ✨
gm folks this is your reminder that we are now one day closer to a interplanetary human civilization
April 14, 2023 at 1:48 PM
gm folks this is your reminder that we are now one day closer to a interplanetary human civilization
you should be warlordmaxxing you should be planning purges against your enemies you should be building up unregistered weapon stockpiles you should be training a team into a loyal household guard and when the day comes you should be crown yourself emperor and seize the Mandate of Heaven
I'll start: my ultimate career goal is "minor warlord"
April 13, 2023 at 1:50 PM
you should be warlordmaxxing you should be planning purges against your enemies you should be building up unregistered weapon stockpiles you should be training a team into a loyal household guard and when the day comes you should be crown yourself emperor and seize the Mandate of Heaven
everyone on bluesky is a federal agent or rogue LLM model except for you, anon
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
April 13, 2023 at 1:42 PM
everyone on bluesky is a federal agent or rogue LLM model except for you, anon
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
one of the funniest things that happened to 11-12 year old me was feuding with a boomer french aerospace engineer on the kerbal space program forums to the point that both of us got constant temp banned for being too aggro at each other
April 13, 2023 at 2:08 AM
one of the funniest things that happened to 11-12 year old me was feuding with a boomer french aerospace engineer on the kerbal space program forums to the point that both of us got constant temp banned for being too aggro at each other
that 3 minutes when waking up from a late afternoon nap after a exhausting workday when you question who you are what year is it and why do you exist
April 12, 2023 at 9:12 PM
that 3 minutes when waking up from a late afternoon nap after a exhausting workday when you question who you are what year is it and why do you exist
this is where i post from when you speak to me i am mentally sitting on that chair
(also facedoxx)
(also facedoxx)
April 12, 2023 at 6:55 PM
this is where i post from when you speak to me i am mentally sitting on that chair
(also facedoxx)
(also facedoxx)
please elect me president i am a normal politician and can be trusted with supreme executive power in a democratic system
April 12, 2023 at 2:05 PM
please elect me president i am a normal politician and can be trusted with supreme executive power in a democratic system
GOOD EVENING do not mix gasoline and styrofoam it will create napalm do not mix gasoline and styrofoam it will create napalm thank you for listening to my psa
April 12, 2023 at 4:08 AM
GOOD EVENING do not mix gasoline and styrofoam it will create napalm do not mix gasoline and styrofoam it will create napalm thank you for listening to my psa
i think we all misunderstand bluesky. this ISN’T a twitter competitor. it’s a pre-planned project between elon musk and jack dorsey to trick a potentially problematic set of twitter power users into self-quarantine.
April 11, 2023 at 8:08 PM
i think we all misunderstand bluesky. this ISN’T a twitter competitor. it’s a pre-planned project between elon musk and jack dorsey to trick a potentially problematic set of twitter power users into self-quarantine.
good morning this is your reminder that all that’s needed to make an ak-47 is a shovel and some imagination
April 11, 2023 at 2:48 PM
good morning this is your reminder that all that’s needed to make an ak-47 is a shovel and some imagination
one day some blank account is gonna join under the tag “anon@fbi.gov” and trigger one of the greatest social media user panics of all time
April 11, 2023 at 3:27 AM
one day some blank account is gonna join under the tag “anon@fbi.gov” and trigger one of the greatest social media user panics of all time
i will be the first person on bluesky to seize control of a foreign government and i will use that power to grant you all the status of honorary consuls so you can have diplomatic immunity from paying taxes 😊
April 10, 2023 at 9:35 PM
i will be the first person on bluesky to seize control of a foreign government and i will use that power to grant you all the status of honorary consuls so you can have diplomatic immunity from paying taxes 😊
for the low low price of $4,345.65 you too can end up on a FBI watchlist
April 10, 2023 at 8:52 PM
for the low low price of $4,345.65 you too can end up on a FBI watchlist
tired: asking the bluesky team to add dms so you can have gcs
wired: realizing the only gc you need is with yourself and the voices in your head
wired: realizing the only gc you need is with yourself and the voices in your head
April 10, 2023 at 6:53 PM
tired: asking the bluesky team to add dms so you can have gcs
wired: realizing the only gc you need is with yourself and the voices in your head
wired: realizing the only gc you need is with yourself and the voices in your head
in a year there’s gonna be websites selling 1000 bluesky followers for $9.99 and all of them will have gibberish as their usernames and default blank pfps with bios in arabic
April 10, 2023 at 5:21 PM
in a year there’s gonna be websites selling 1000 bluesky followers for $9.99 and all of them will have gibberish as their usernames and default blank pfps with bios in arabic
the elites don’t want you to know this but there’s a stack of free bluesky invites inside area 51 you can take as much as you want i have 458 bluesky invites
April 10, 2023 at 4:59 PM
the elites don’t want you to know this but there’s a stack of free bluesky invites inside area 51 you can take as much as you want i have 458 bluesky invites
wake up babe new arb opportunity just dropped
April 10, 2023 at 3:16 PM
wake up babe new arb opportunity just dropped
to determine who is the legitimate roon we should have both of them meet at 7am outside the openAI office; each gets a pair of dueling pistols and the winner gets to keep the title of “roon”
April 10, 2023 at 2:35 PM
to determine who is the legitimate roon we should have both of them meet at 7am outside the openAI office; each gets a pair of dueling pistols and the winner gets to keep the title of “roon”
after all for the well-organized mind bluesky is but the next great adventure
April 10, 2023 at 1:03 PM
after all for the well-organized mind bluesky is but the next great adventure
posting this emoji 🧵should be grounds for summary execution
April 10, 2023 at 7:02 AM
posting this emoji 🧵should be grounds for summary execution
who wants to join me in buying massive tracts of land between istanbul and thessaloniki?
this is not a real estate investment scheme we will be restoring the roman empire
this is not a real estate investment scheme we will be restoring the roman empire
April 10, 2023 at 6:56 AM
who wants to join me in buying massive tracts of land between istanbul and thessaloniki?
this is not a real estate investment scheme we will be restoring the roman empire
this is not a real estate investment scheme we will be restoring the roman empire