🍂⋆ BASH. ⋆🍂
@bashthebaphomet.bsky.social
If I was high class, I wouldn't need a buck to pass!
And if I was a fall guy — I wouldn't need no alibi!
And if I was a fall guy — I wouldn't need no alibi!
( Already got an expectation t'live up to... 💦 )
July 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
( Already got an expectation t'live up to... 💦 )
Wont the sands of time take pity on this poor old baphomet for just a grain
July 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Wont the sands of time take pity on this poor old baphomet for just a grain
the implicatuions in the puddin
June 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
the implicatuions in the puddin
well,. hokay. maybe you didnt, explicitly use the term 'bitchphomet,' but....
June 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
well,. hokay. maybe you didnt, explicitly use the term 'bitchphomet,' but....
we hnadnt even met before an ya already said i got the face of a bitchphomet so copmfortably
June 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
we hnadnt even met before an ya already said i got the face of a bitchphomet so copmfortably
rthat one reaslly stuck with bash tje baphomwet
June 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
rthat one reaslly stuck with bash tje baphomwet
an ya said you maynot have the disposition of a dog but ya sureas hell have the face of one
June 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
an ya said you maynot have the disposition of a dog but ya sureas hell have the face of one
Ohhhahah yeah that may be baphoright yeah im th one who made that door
June 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ohhhahah yeah that may be baphoright yeah im th one who made that door
made me come back in til i did it correctly on all fours
June 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
made me come back in til i did it correctly on all fours
i told ya all about baphobucks an ya plugged yer ears with your pinkies and kicked me til i ran out yer doggie door
June 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i told ya all about baphobucks an ya plugged yer ears with your pinkies and kicked me til i ran out yer doggie door
Woulda only been 5 baphobucks once ya consider conversion rates
June 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Woulda only been 5 baphobucks once ya consider conversion rates
makes muh little hairs jiggle
May 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
makes muh little hairs jiggle
And I've been rollin like a dog
May 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
And I've been rollin like a dog
This is tha kind of baph yuh just wouldnt believe without video evidence
May 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is tha kind of baph yuh just wouldnt believe without video evidence