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You wouldn’t feel anything tho, doesn’t that defeat the whole point?
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Rule number one of chimney travel… the sack and you enter in different phases, NEVER at the same time…
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fine no kiss… can we at least order a pizza? If this is gonna take long I wanna eat something…
a pizza with a lot of toppings on it
ALT: a pizza with a lot of toppings on it
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December 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Wasn’t there a song about this somewhere?
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How do those bunny suits actually stay attached without straps? I’ve never understood how the flaps are supposed to stick…
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What kind of tortilla chips have purple dust? Cool ranch Doritos? I haven’t actually had one of those in a while since they give me a major headache… hope Cody feels better tho… :/
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
At first I saw the fur and thought “no of course not!” Then I saw the piercings and thought “yep that’ll do it…”
elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking
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December 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Megaman… this is a new level of dense… I don’t think Tron could possibly be ANY more direct… if Tron wasn’t fried out of her mind I’m fairly certain she’d start taking it personally…
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Censor bar seems kinda unnecessary at that size 😏

lol jk jk, this is great stuff :3 love the pants!
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What did you expect? Lil bug panties?
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Maybe an afterglow piece where we can see the absolute devastation these two cause to that couch 🛋️
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Is this a puyo puyo reference?
a screenshot of a game with the words death of puyo
ALT: a screenshot of a game with the words death of puyo
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December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Tbh was fully expecting a tummy closeup based on the pov lol
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Awwww but the clown outfit is stylish! You just gotta serve~ anything is sexy if you strike the right pose!
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I head canon his Joker Juice resembles the cross breed of a sperm and a laughing fish… but the whoopee cushion under the banana sadly has not been active for decades… it i suppose not so sadly for the citizens of Gotham…
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sarah is better than me for only doing that occasionally,

If I learned I could slightly push someone and they’d immediately orgasm I’d try to do chain combos like it’s puyo puyo or something… know what I mean?
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Your eyes are incredible?
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You lick your phone?… well as long as you’re keeping it clean… there are a lotta germs on there and I’d hate to hear that you made yourself sick…
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Speaking of Missions, does Oatchi still have a bunch of pikmin riding around on him?
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wait it’s illegal? Why? It’s not like he’s working 24/7… the guy can have a snuggle fit on for his off hours right?
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What’s the point of a boob window if you don’t use it to its full potential of housing two smaller fire bird heads?
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Make sure to keep em well lubricated, a mouse with rugburn isn’t a very happy mouse
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
How long did it take till she decided to brush?
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oof I hope they don’t pick Jirachi… the lil guy has already had it pretty rough I’d hate to see it get worse…
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The presence of the larger hands drives further questions on just how much power this armor holds… could the wearer become fully engulfed in hands should the situation call for it? Truly fascinating…
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM