BaseMotives 🏴☠️ Matey/Me Hearty
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“Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder I'm an over-forty victim of fate arriving too late…” I’m an Autism dad, I shoot slingshots competitively, I love ALL TYPES of music and literature…
Oh god not another maga I hope. Please say you aren’t maga.
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh god not another maga I hope. Please say you aren’t maga.
Oh man, you beat me to it!!! 😂
December 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh man, you beat me to it!!! 😂
Whomp whomp…
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Whomp whomp…
My Autistic daughter let me sleep on Wednesday.
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My Autistic daughter let me sleep on Wednesday.
Ummm, we are a bit icy. Be careful out there.
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Ummm, we are a bit icy. Be careful out there.
For Everyone’s Eyes.
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
For Everyone’s Eyes.
I’m not a queen but I do enjoy a sincere compliment. I’ll give it a go then.
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m not a queen but I do enjoy a sincere compliment. I’ll give it a go then.
Mrs. huh? Isn’t that a term used by someone who is married? Maybe you should ask your husband…
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Mrs. huh? Isn’t that a term used by someone who is married? Maybe you should ask your husband…
I was curious who likes that stuff. Now I know.
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I was curious who likes that stuff. Now I know.
What a damn embarrassment.
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What a damn embarrassment.
We are making these people and their families very rich when the lawsuits start.
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We are making these people and their families very rich when the lawsuits start.
We are making all these people and their families very wealthy when the lawsuits start.
December 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We are making all these people and their families very wealthy when the lawsuits start.
She has quite a few that fit in that category. I love her music.
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
She has quite a few that fit in that category. I love her music.
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December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
www.simpleshot.com has some of the best modern professional grade slings available.
Ok. www.simpleshot.com for some of the best modern day professional slingshots available.
Slingshots and Accessories For Sale. Everything Slingshots.
Discover SimpleShot - the ultimate destination for professional slingshots, slingbows, and accessories. Slingshot Ammo, Slingshot Bands, DIY, catapult kits, PRO slingshots, & hunting slingshots for sa...
www.simpleshot.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Ok. www.simpleshot.com for some of the best modern day professional slingshots available.
My slingshot actually helps reduce my anxiety.
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My slingshot actually helps reduce my anxiety.
It’s the Schrödinger's cat of slingshots!!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It’s the Schrödinger's cat of slingshots!!!
I don’t remember a Hobbit in the movies named Nikki. Huh, weird.
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I don’t remember a Hobbit in the movies named Nikki. Huh, weird.
I’m out.
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m out.
It looks like he is squeezing out a spectacularly rank fart.
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It looks like he is squeezing out a spectacularly rank fart.
Such a petty little man.
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Such a petty little man.