Glad we’re on the same page. You really have no need to comment

Why are you being such a bitch?

👀

Noice, I shall be feasting well

He uses the rosary his Grammy made him to roll over his cock using his tears as lube.

Will is just >.> at Mike, he suspects something, no one can hide from him.

Mike does it and feels bad because he doesn’t want to admit he’s fruity.

I love that he’s completely unaware that all his devoted lil sheep are down so bad

Just like, before Eddie gets there. He’s always the last to arrive first to leave for REASONS

You wanted to say Grant too, but then I thought of Mike as well. There’s just so many young boys panting after our metalhead 🥵

He’s telling Steve Lord of the Rings extended edition, complete with headcanons. Just performs all the movies for him until finally they get to near the end of fellowship, but Steve’s enamored now and NEEDS TO KNOW.

There’s only one thing to do about that 😈

ROUND TWO! Fight!