Utah Fashion Wife
@basedgrunch.bsky.social
This is an Elizabeth Sparkle stan account.
Physics himbo. Housewives, gym, cats, video games.
📍 Munich 🏳️🌈
Physics himbo. Housewives, gym, cats, video games.
📍 Munich 🏳️🌈
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Oh so you all like me better when I'm wearing clothes and blurry? I see how it is
Starting to think I might've outgrown my favorite tank top :(
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh so you all like me better when I'm wearing clothes and blurry? I see how it is
Starting to think I might've outgrown my favorite tank top :(
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Starting to think I might've outgrown my favorite tank top :(
Actually proud of this!
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Actually proud of this!
I hate gay Halloween wdym you're the sheriff of sucking you off??
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I hate gay Halloween wdym you're the sheriff of sucking you off??
The conductors on German trains talk way too much. Blah blah blah, shut up nerd I'm trying to enjoy Throat Goat by Kim Petras
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The conductors on German trains talk way too much. Blah blah blah, shut up nerd I'm trying to enjoy Throat Goat by Kim Petras
So this is why I feel uncomfortable when I occasionally see someone taller than me in the wild. Like, oh, that's a REAL genetic anomaly
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So this is why I feel uncomfortable when I occasionally see someone taller than me in the wild. Like, oh, that's a REAL genetic anomaly
Pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
Cooked something with the Dickmilch
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Cooked something with the Dickmilch
Brb running to the grocery store for some
October 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Brb running to the grocery store for some
Cut update (already started bulking again)
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Cut update (already started bulking again)
The machine/the track
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The machine/the track
Update: nailed the interview
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Update: nailed the interview
Hotel lighting never fails me
September 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Hotel lighting never fails me
Happy #biceptember from me and my calathea (she is THRIVING!)
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Happy #biceptember from me and my calathea (she is THRIVING!)
A big thank you to my sweet little gay barber for getting the sides to lay flat
August 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A big thank you to my sweet little gay barber for getting the sides to lay flat
Eating chicken lunch meat straight from the package while standing in the bathroom so the cat won't badger me since he's afraid to cross the threshold
August 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Eating chicken lunch meat straight from the package while standing in the bathroom so the cat won't badger me since he's afraid to cross the threshold
Birthday chest day 🎂🎈
August 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Birthday chest day 🎂🎈
Homosexually distracted by the bbl priest on the airplane
Why is this catholic priest at the airport caked tf up and wearing the sluuuuuttiest pants
June 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Homosexually distracted by the bbl priest on the airplane
Why is this catholic priest at the airport caked tf up and wearing the sluuuuuttiest pants
June 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why is this catholic priest at the airport caked tf up and wearing the sluuuuuttiest pants
New Kesha single for pride? Sounds like early Kesha? We are SO fucking BACK
June 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
New Kesha single for pride? Sounds like early Kesha? We are SO fucking BACK
Room's still messy but the mirror is clean!
June 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Room's still messy but the mirror is clean!
Hair isn't the only thing that's cut!
June 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hair isn't the only thing that's cut!
Volume up, animals
June 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Volume up, animals
Just watched a guy at the gym spend 2 minutes meticulously disinfecting his bench, then sneeze directly into his hand before grabbing his dumbbells
June 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Just watched a guy at the gym spend 2 minutes meticulously disinfecting his bench, then sneeze directly into his hand before grabbing his dumbbells