He looks like he’s about to do things to that turkey it’ll need therapy for

plants are a kind of woman (wilts if u ignore her)

I miss them

“What if the guy searching through your files and creating documents for you had human-like intelligence ?”

Tech bros have done nothing except reinvent the mid-level bureaucrat

Ok I’m done oversharing now

I definitely wasn’t throwing out one-liners. Your parasympathetic nervous system takes over in a situation like that and you typically just freeze up like an idiot.

Those searches are THOROUGH, too. I dont remember the play-by play of what happened and where all his hands went but whatever happened was bad enough to get me diagnosed with acute stress disorder a few days later.